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@ohsnapjbsmoove You could read an obituary and I would laugh my ass off.

@RandyGoat It's an unpopular opinion that you hate them? Not really.

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I hate The Beatles! At TopGolf today every other song was The Beatles. I wanted to take a cheese grater to my ears.

@DreamAmerica_ Utter foolishness

PETE BUTTIGIEG: "What if we selected our President by letting the person who got the most votes take the office, instead of the Electoral College?"

@dustyslay Our plane out of Vegas tonight is delayed. Red eye too.

The airlines all falling apart. I’ve put myself in a position this weekend to not be stressed about the delays but it seems like it’s all falling apart

@DavidLimbaugh I grew up a Pistons fan during the bad boys era and I have to say it was fun watching him.

Never get tired of watching Michael

@MLB suck it Tigers fans unless you pay extra for @peacock

@JacobsVegasLife I lost count. It’s over 50.

How many times have you visited Las Vegas in your lifetime?

@Mateer4Heisman_ Ha ha, dumbest tweet of the year

Probably a hot take but we need to have a caste system for making tee time reservations. If you are over a 5 handicap you simply should not be allowed to play Thursday-Sunday.

@dustyslay @TheeDarkCircle They’ll have to remove their nose ring and ear gage first

@TheeDarkCircle Let’s see the 6%

6% Americans believe they can defeat a bear barehanded

@LasVegasLocally Wedding at Green Valley Ranch in Henderson

What are you doing today, Vegas-wise?

@DaveBondyTV $5.50 in Vegas

The price of diesel at $6.58 per gallon in Bridgeport, Michigan. Most of the vehicles that transport your goods are fueled by diesel.

@RoyalCaribbean Could never afford this

Could never give this up. 📍Royal Loft Suite on Star of the Seas, sailing from Port Canaveral, FL

@LasVegasLocally 90% of the crowd are from other states

Country music star Morgan Wallen made one of the great walkouts in Vegas history last night.

@memoirsdekari @RoyalCaribbean Did you go to the customer service desk and talk to them about this first or did you run to X?

Hey @RoyalCaribbean just boarded the Adventure of the Seas and this is how we’re greeted? Can’t say this is a positive first experience.

@TPCarney I don’t understand how people can make every single thing in their life about Trump

Trump Donor / Trump Voter / Trump Attorney

@JesterJum Slicing open my leg and hiding it there

You are given a paperclip and must hide it from a detective. He has 7 days to find it. If he doesnt find it, you win $1,000,000. Where are you hiding it?

@danorlovsky7 @sportsrapport @burackbobby_ I’ve done it on an on ramp with speeding trucks and cars just feet from me.

@sportsrapport @burackbobby_ Probably start to finish under 5 mins. In a suit.

If I had to change a tire to save my life I'd be dead

@DavidLimbaugh Delta - free

I suppose a lot of you consider yourselves elite but how many of you just sprang for WI-FI for $8 on your flight? I didn’t think so.

@CBSDetroit $4.29 by my house

Photos of gas price signs have been trending on social media during the past few days, as Michigan motorists take note of a spike in fuel prices. cbsnews.com/detroit/news/m…

@dustyslay @historyrock_ They probably are but top 20. I've seen all bands on your list live and man, the musical talent is phenomenal.

@historyrock_ Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Marshall Tucker Band, the Charlie Daniels Band, Alabama should be on this list.

Top 10 bands of all time by Billboard. 1. The Beatles 2. The Rolling Stones 3. Led Zeppelin 4. Pink Floyd 5. Queen 6. Fleetwood Mac 7. U2 8. Sly & The Family Stone 9. Black Sabbath 10. Nirvana

@CBSDetroit It's $114.47 as of Thursday, April 30 @ 11:42am EST. "briefly jumped to $126 per barrel on Thursday."

Brent crude surged past $126 a barrel early Thursday, while U.S. gasoline prices reached their highest at the pump since July 2022. cbsnews.com/detroit/news/b…