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@srkntnyldz Too many gurners by the looks of it.

Birleşik Krallık’ta Millie Taplin, 18. doğum gününde ilk kez bir gece kulübüne giderken bir yabancı tarafından içki teklif edildi. Yabancı ona bir kokteyl ikram ederek, “Vodka lemonade, dene bunu” dedi. Millie bir yudum aldı. Saniyeler içinde yüzü uyuştu, parmakları kasılarak garipleşti ve tüm vücudu kilitlenmiş gibi sertleşti. Bilinci yerindeydi ama vücudu hareket etmiyordu; içeride sıkışmış gibi acı içinde çırpınıyor, hareket edemediğini zihninde çığlık atarak fark ediyordu. Hastaneye kaldırıldığında doktorlar, muhtemelen iki bilinmeyen madde verildiğini söyledi: biri felç edici, diğeri bayıltıcı etki için. Yapılan testlerde madde tespit edilemedi. Annesi daha sonra bunu bir uyarı olarak paylaştı: “Asla bir yabancının verdiği içkiyi kabul etmeyin.”

@ElijahKyama_ I’ll have whatever he’s on 🤣

Paul Merson after Arsenal 1-2 Bournemouth. "I don't think Man City can win every game [now till end of season]. I don't think they beat Chelsea tomorrow." FT: Chelsea 0-3 Man City. Now we wait for his prediction for Pep Guardiola vs Arteta contest.

@BBCMOTD What a wank tweet……

😳 This is the Premier League table if Newcastle had held onto all their leads... They've lost more points (25) from winning positions than anyone else in the league this season 📉

@blaenor @DVATW You can fly wherever the fuck u want with a sub 250g drone. End of discussion 🤣

@DVATW CAA rules: 6. If an individual building is at least 50m away from other buildings, it’s not treated as a residential, recreational, commercial or industrial area, but you must not fly within 50m of it.

Who is right?

@aroundliv Great trade imo

Update on this story coming later 😂

@bootlegger1974 I know I stocked up Captain 👌🏽

@doney___ Jesus wept Will take them up on that 4 for 3 offer next weekend

Get onto Ocado lads just dropped me off some magnificent ice cold german pilsner down to 14.50 a case from 18.50 👌dishwasher tablets have price too 😂😂😂

At least she had her safety squints on 👌

@ArtSaSch Behave Sabine that’s slander. Go back under your rock u helmet….🪖

@danielsjourney1 @BeingBoycie @Jessmillerhub @Shealacey10 @gervaisclips @Nigel_Travis @TheCJPerry @Jessicax66 @Reverend_Makers

@aroundliv @billymooreAPBD

I don’t understand why @billymooreAPBD gets so much hate. He comes across as a proper sound and genuine fella. He’s been through hell and back and made some crazy mistakes. That’s no secret. But I think it’s sad when people hold his past against him. Keep going Billy lad!

@Paul741Paul @p4purrip0p How did they get that footage? 🤣

@p4purrip0p Y volvieron así...

En 1969 los astronautas andaban en buggy por la Luna. Pero desafortunadamente no podemos hacer eso hoy porque esa tecnología se perdió 🤡🤡

@p4purrip0p Not one star in sight 🤣😂

@alexfmac That horse probably lived a very good life.

I hope this photo is a watershed moment. Forced to carry on to the end of the race with a broken back. Collapsed & died after the finish line. RIP Gold Dancer. If you’re making money off this kind of suffering - how do you look at yourself in the mirror?

@josh_uglyasf Take her upstairs and give her a good seeing to. They chuck her out and buy a PS5 Pro.

She did this to her husband’s ps5 because he doesn’t give her attention… gentleman how would you react in this situation?

@Arsenal @hardyparagon01 @MrDtAFC What’s happening pal? 🤣

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

@CarlosTheDead @CrimeLdn

@CrimeLdn He's got eyes like a mortgage. Ones fixed and the other is variable.🤣

A driver jailed for murder after deliberately driving at man in Rednal after an argument. Michael Povey (1st pic) car was deliberately driven into Lee Baker on Ormscliffe Road, Rednal. Povery was found guilty of murder he was sentenced to a minimum of 20 years.

@ClownWorld At least the window can go back in. 🤣

Serious question… what brand of windows are these?? 🤯

@j00ny369T Ok hope u used permanent marker?

Cutting the tiles around the pipes.