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Euro summer and then coming home to Knicks in the finals I used to pray for times like this

22 year old American frat guys from Wisconsin hit on me tonight

DDR Museum

They’re uninstalling me tomorrow

This is how my male friends start talking if I suggest going to literally any cocktail bar

@crystalxduan This is so sweet

just had a birthday call with my grandpa for the first time!!!!! he speaks hunanese and has never lived anywhere but the countryside, so dialect issues were always the obstacle. but thanks to modern technology he's started talking a bit in mandarin and english. i'm so grateful

If I have any Berlin oomfs dm me please :)

@celestialxsigh I've been saying this

If you successfully set up a couple that gets married they should pay you a referral fee.

Donna Summer (1977)

@xlorentzen Lmfao

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is the Alice Munro of the NBA.

@nbhenry24 Love him

@fortunatelygone Omg are you good

Berlin tomorrow

She’s so fucking classy

A streetcar named lack of desire

@our_decay This game was not good unfortunately

I’m watching basketball right now because I wanted to see the enlightened 7’4” player and I have to say it’s kind of boring to watch. The lads are simply too tall. I think they should raise the hoop like 2 feet.

Related: does anyone know how to stop leather dye transfer from shoes to skin lol

You're missing an essential part of the human condition if you don't like sports

New York City has the Mandate of Heaven