Rook

This tequila is my inkwell and will pen my next great story.

@ThatCheerMomOfX I’d be more concerned if there were 41 legs. 😳

At least they are beautiful

@Cabernetinluv_ This needs to be RTd! 🙌💯

Guys don’t even know what girls want anymore…. Girls just want guys who run meme accounts

@pinkmagiclala @Nylasback Elon shutting down the servers… she posted again!!

Sorry guys, I was informed that the Twitter servers couldn't handle 3 days of me in a row.

The intimacy of texting all day everyday, and then it stops on a random tuesday

@KatAUversion Most DMs can be skipped…

@dontRookme If you’ve messaged me, I don’t recall seeing it but I’ve apparently not read a lot of stuff 😭

Oh good God why did it make all DM’s appear as read?

@DDthirteen13 @BanterandBeard Watch what you wish for…

If you loved me you’d kidnap me and take me away from all this

Hey babe? Mind if I fuck around and find out how to make you smile?

Maybe the ultimate act of love really is leaving

@SnowBellesHell 🔥

you can’t make a baby in my ass - me, flirting

Can’t, I’m tryin on different cities

@DDthirteen13 Come and get it..

If you loved me you’d pass me my towel so I can get out of this bubble bath

@11MyJam Maybe it’s a nickname for activity…

HOW IS PEGGY A NICKNAME FOR MARGARET

Aaaand Blocked - a twitter love story.

@about_that_grl It’s like brunch but for naps…

Is 10:30am too early for a nap?

Imagine dating someone and they tell you that they have an emotional support ex

Baby, I ain’t Mr. Right, but if you’re looking for fastlove

And if i did have a protective order, you’d be violating it daily.