We’re all doomed.

I just found out my sister had to go to anger management classes because she LITERALLY karate chopped a coworker and I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING

@funk62out @amdubouchet Queen Latifah! Absolutely delightful

@amdubouchet Also delightful are, Gerard Butler, J-Lo and Ben Aflac, Bobby McFarin, Blind Boys of Alabama, Robert Downy Jr, Joaquin Phoenix, Harold & Kumar, Adrian Brody, Bebe Neuwirth! I’m sure I’m forgetting some. Rachel Ray was a total B.

Spoilers without context #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd

#hotd Laenor the next time he sees Daemon:

I finally joined TikTok and have done absolutely nothing else for the last 48 days.

Yup!

@ordinarymom88 Been there. 🙄 Sorry you’re stuck going.

Throwback to when I visited my grandpa and he was just chilling listening to one of his Gil Scott-Heron records. Just him in his rocker, birdwatching and nodding away to ‘The Revolution Will Not Be Televised’

Words have no meaning. Non at all.

did it hurt? when you convinced everyone to play your favorite board game and then somebody said “this is complicated” while you read the rules

@Not_CharLatte I got you.

Took me a minute to pronounce live like live and not like live 🤦‍♀️

@M00se1992 I wasn’t there yet in 2016. It took me 2020 to get there. I’ll never “just pick: red or blue” again.

@dontcalltextme I knew I would get blamed regardless so I voted Stein. They try shaming me. I tell them “put up a good candidate”. They can’t

Me in 2016: Bernie Bro who sucked it up and voted for Hillary Me in 2021: Personally to blame for Hillary’s loss apparently

This is how you make zombies …

@SiouxSkelding Am I crazy or did this tweet not say Jesus a bit ago? 😂

I had a conversation about this with my 9yo yesterday as I had been 1 out of 2 people at home time on the playground still wearing a mask. I felt like I stood out even more (walking stick, balding, face mask) It is why my mask has the AHS "Normal people scare me" quote on it.

Maybe women’s rights shouldn’t hinge on the whims of nine people, two of whom have been credibly accused of sexual misconduct.

@The_Pale_H0rse @TheDemocrats Yup!

Hey remember when @TheDemocrats told us we "had to" vote in Ossof and Warnock or else nothing would get done in the Senate... 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 Looking awful quiet on Capital Hill.