Footlong Inc.

I'm a public servant before I'm a pervert

gonna see @steveo with @donut__slut today

@Cameron_H93 We'll start next month 🤞

@donut__slut Saaaame af

I quit nicotine (again) a few months back and how does my body repay me? by gaining like 12 pounds 🤭 tbh I might need to quit beer at this rate

Taking the truth serum that is a dressed Modelo

@Cameron_H93 I need to quit beer too I want visible abs by the end of the summer

(Mostly for the sake of being able to still share clothes with @donut__slut )

pussy contests

The shape of my right foot is incompatible with every pair of shoes I own

Thank you, Virginia 🙏

& the "democratic" senate candidate for Maine, apparently

In the dining hall eating orzo, lasagna, and a biscuit for lunch

I won't be participating in espresso martinis, thanks

Living in corpus christi will have you thinking you're transgender when you don't even have dysphoria

its Why Did I Do That Wednesday

@sockmoments That one emoji

what the fuck is this thing?

Can y'all shut the fuck up about dry humping

*desperate for pussy voice* "do you wanna go to baseball game with me and my friends?"

Forgot my hat and lipbalm

pussies out for earth day

Bought two hats yester day