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I wish I had an uncle

I don’t think white people should go to the beach

At it again @TuckerCarlson

I feel like I missed the point of my life to start doing drugs

Utah is the worst state in so glad I’ve never been to Utah

Pooping right now @TuckerCarlson

I microdose gaba and cortisol to get the optimal yin and yang brain boost they don’t want you to know about this one

@TalkinBaseball_ @houstonzoo I really like this graphic

The Houston Zoo has named a baby monkey Tuve in honor of the Astros legend (via @houstonzoo)

There’s a family guy episode where they lose their car on a roadtrip and they’re stuck in Springfield and meet the simpsoms

GET FUCKED

FINAL: Yankees 4, #RedSox 2

Im at a payphone trying to call home all of the change i spent on you

Why do veterans always have to show off and tell everyone? Like why can’t you just be normal

The future laughs when you speculate

It’s really bad this time

Just became pregnant

Texas? We’re going to Texas in search of religious tolerance?

Watching this video rn youtu.be/foEDIiSNbAY?si…

Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end.

Going through palantir withdrawals I need my palantir right this second