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Do you ever stay in on a Friday night and split a Turkey burger with your cat?

I plan my day around peak UV rays

@KiiiNG_Z Who tf passes up a flat

@carmxhate No bitch let’s go thrift one, I always find the best ash trays 🌚

Really want the standing ash tray from Houseplant but does anyone reeeeally need a $300 ashtray?

Puff print 👀 😃 ☀️

name a more successful rebrand than mayonnaise becoming aioli

@itsjudyp Been there ugh

When your Uber driver says “ugh I’m old” and you ask how old and he says 29… which is how old… I am…

@vynn___ Click click click click

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

I will pay up to $1 million in Kohl’s Cash for a leaked recording of the audio from the stage management team’s walkie-talkies

@vynn___ Same

SARMA HE’S ADDICTED TO GAMBLING HOW HAVE YOU NOT CAUGHT ON TO THAT

@carmxhate Hahaha this was me 2 weeks ago. Bought a bed on afterpay

I woke up today and said my back hurts and my bf said “I’ll buy a new bed rn.”

Celery.

I love typing with fake nails. Click click click click clickclockcockclcockckckcic

@vynn___ Cle furniture company in mentor

The premise of the movie Turning Red is to just take a midol