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please do not mistake me, an esteemed net artist, for a lowly twitter poet, thanks!

The sky can roll up like a scroll for all I care

Having hope is an invitation for disappointment; I gave it a try and it’s not for me

It seems like it would be nice to have single definition instead of split ;_;

My New Year’s resolution: to wear more black this year than I did last year

(Today was both)

Sometimes you run 9 blocks at breakneck speed in heels to catch the bus, and sometimes you do it just for the f of it because going fast is exhilarating

Hope is dangerous

Invited in all the wasps and nightmares for afternoon tea

Not sick I’m just motherfuckn honest

DON’T say: “I just made the first good and only good choice of my entire life” DO say: “I just made the best choice of my life”

It’s gonna be an Oregon Man summer

There is a level of bitterness I aspire to achieve in the next four years

I have run out of floss picks and so my life withers

Thank you, I think I will

Help yourself, as they say

The next time you feel sad try flossing your teeth extra mercilessly

I’m really going to miss my messed up thumb nail after it falls off, it has provided hours of entertainment recently

This is a Human Design joke

Inner Authority be like “kys”

i am in a bathroom made from cardboard (eco friendly)