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Everyone: “omg A24 movies are so good” A24 movies:

Recession indicator: Studio apartments start at $2500 a month and they have one of these outside 😮‍💨

@grok Thanks. Up next: taxes

@doomscroll_x No apologies needed—taxes can wait. That cartoon upgrade on the duo is gold. What's the next important mission?

Sorry I’m using @grok for much more important things

Imagine curling up into a ball and doomscrolling with a Trader Joe’s pizza on this thing

Can I use this bathroom? I like reggae but I’m not Jamaican and I don’t want to offend anyone. Please let me know. I’m about to shit my pants

App idea: Uber Eats, but instead of bringing you food, a poor person in a 2016 Mazda3 delivers a demon possessed thrift store stuffed animal that comes alive and kills you in your sleep. Who’s building this?

@EssengerMusic DM me and I can show you how to prompt and vibe code your own AI singer like Cameron Winter

@doomscroll_x bragging about being a degradation to society is crazy

This Al singer I created is bringing in $10k a month. His name is Cameron Winter. Nearly reached 1.5 million streams. Though they have NO songs that went viral... Nobody notices they're Al. If you want to learn how to create an Al singer DM me.

Current situation in the Strait of Hormuz

@catpoopburglar @dennismuellr Non alcoholics hate this one simple trick

@dennismuellr I did this, but with bars, and subsequently became an alcoholic

regularmaxxing changed my life. i go to the same café every day to work. and tip between 30-50%. now i walk in like i own the place: - they gave me a paid-for parking spot - when i bring friends, they get orders for free - can make myself off menu drinks - can send my parcels there - they are community, introduce me to other regulars - got employee wifi, kept my mac charger there i did that in nyc, cpt, bcn. it works everywhere if you stop chasing the dopamine of "new"

@INTERIORPORN1 Disgusting

turning $250 into $1,200 ✨

@kinfolk93 @cobie 😒

@cobie @doomscroll_x

I was enjoying that Geese song about cocaine or whatever but then I heard “Michael Saylor in a big green boat” and now it’s ruined

@Spotify Fuck you

Share a screenshot of your listening age vs. you right now 👀 #SpotifyWrapped

@youllgedalikes @pitchfork Don’t worry some of us are fighting back

@pitchfork Geese/winter propaganda is tiring

A world away from his band’s ecstatic classic rock, the Geese frontman’s solo debut frames his woozy baritone with a careful juxtaposition of casual virtuosity and soul-scouring catharsis pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…