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@NoahKingJr Skill issue for not using a good build system that can do distributed builds and tests and properly cache things

Watching the CI/CD pipeline run 1800 tests for a 1-line change that fixes a typo

Why pamper life’s complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seattt

@ptr_to_joel PGO and GraalVM fix some of these but man the memory usage is insane. I sometimes wish Bazel for example was written in Go or Rust (I know Bazel kinda predates both)

@ptr_to_joel Java is slow and fast. Slow because you need the JVM to warm up, fast because once it has JITed it fucking zips. No matter what it fucking chugs memory though.

my HPC prof was a smart mfer but i realised he knew nothing about java when he called it slow

Gay for the money I’m a baggot

CAUSE IM A HOT BOY

@0xmer_ Write ur own build system (im working on one for fun)

I have concepts of a plan

@johnloeber Incrementing is typically not atomic in most languages unless you use an atomic integer in which case you pay a pretty large cost. Non atomic ops are thousands of times faster than atomic operations.

Learned an incredible Python gotcha today Incrementing an integer is not thread-safe If you know about the GIL, you might think `a +=1` is thread-safe because it looks like it's just one operation No, turns out it's actually four bytecode ops (three logical operations) -- load, add, save Suppose a = 5. You can have a race condition where in one thread, you load the int (5), and add it (6), and before you save it (6), in another thread you load the pre-add (5), add it (6), and then save (6). That's two additions, you'd expect a==7, but you have a==6.

me arguing with the distinguished engineer on why we need a rust rewrite (i need it for my promo packet)

@spaceyOperator it's what i do to ragebait my friend

What’s the evil version of larping. Being a massive fan or something but actively pretending to not care about it, have we come up with a name for this yet

@gyozaskirt wechat + whatsapp family <3

seeing a lot of asian girl + brown boy couples lately #noticing

@eris_nerung I dont think language geeks care, its all about the love of the game and not tied to their financial situation

every time AI comes for a skill that requires time investment, those who only ever invested their time on The Current Thing come out the woodwork to insult those who are objectively their betters

I once heard a woman use the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

guy who thinks strip clubs are for ppl who like chicken

mid year review? idk abt u but my year's been lit

god i love edm duos

Lyft driver takeover mogs a waymo