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@yashar Iran has fired 3 rounds of missiles since the ceasefire was announced. Not such a great show of faith for negotiations

Prime Minister of Pakistan says the ceasefire is in effect “IMMEDIATELY”

Israelis singing “I will survive” as they party it up in a bomb shelter, and the lead singer is dressed up as Maduro for Purim. Too good.

@yashar He looks scared and she looks pissed

If you’re interested in the Clinton’s full Epstein deposition footage, here it is. President Bill Clinton: bit.ly/4r7r142 Secretary Hillary Clinton: bit.ly/4l1FqgO

@greg16676935420 What do you do for a living Greg?

This might be an unpopular opinion but I think the weekend should be 3 days and include Monday

@Shayan86 This seems like an SNL skit where they’re supposed to be really sad but they’re really laughing instead of crying

Here's the moment a tearful host on Iranian state TV confirmed this morning that Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed in US and Israeli air strikes. The Iranian government has announced 40 days of mourning and a week-long holiday to mark Khamenei's death.

BREAKING: Iranian state TV has confirmed that Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed in Israeli and US strikes today. A tearful host on state TV's channel one announced the news live just now.

BREAKING Islamic Republic state media has confirmed that Ali Khamenei has been killed. HE IS DEAD!!! Long live the great, courageous, and noble people of Iran!

@Acyn The president just said if you’re poor you’re a loser

Trump: Has anyone gone down with their 401(k)? If you do, you’re a loser.

@greg16676935420 Get that in the MoMA!

Why is the best art always hidden inside a portapottie

@kaitlancollins Can someone ask him what part he thinks is sad?

President Trump comments for the first time on Andrew's arrest, telling reporters on Air Force One, “I think it's a shame. I think it's very sad. I think it's so bad for the royal family. It’s very, very sad. To me, it’s a very sad thing." Trump said King Charles is a fantastic person “who’s obviously coming to our country very soon."

@rawsalerts Still one of the best use cases for bitcoin

🚨#BREAKING: TMZ reporting that there has been recent activity on the Bitcoin account linked to Nancy Guthrie within the past 15 minutes.

@Acyn I’m sure kid rock would sing about 401(k)s if he asked him to

Trump: The Super Bowl Halftime Show is absolutely terrible. It doesn't represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting. This "Show" is just a "slap in the face" to our Country.

@kylegriffin1 My favorite ever!

Phenomenal #SuperBowl halftime show from Bad Bunny.

@samstein All vibes

That coinbase commercial was a fucking disaster. I frantically assumed my kid put the tv on some weird karaoke channel and panicked

Documentary: non-technical founder discovers Claude Code

@yashar @SavannahGuthrie That just ripped out my heart

BREAKING Savannah Guthrie and her siblings have released this heart breaking video pleading for the return of their beloved mother, Nancy. Savannah is asking the person or persons who abducted her mother to get in touch with the family and provide proof of life. She says they are willing to discuss a ransom but need to be sure their mom is alive.

@kylegriffin1 Wow, that’s a big deal

GOP megadonor Ken Griffin at a WSJ event: The Trump admin has "definitely made missteps in choosing decisions or courses that have been very, very enriching to the families of those in the administration." "I think that there's just a necessity for us as a society to re-embrace some of the critical concepts of ethics in public service."

@atrupar Someone’s making a special poll for him

the president is psychotic. in reality, his numbers are near all-time lows.

@Acyn No one wants to tell him 😂

Trump on Epstein Files: I was told by some very important people that not only does it absolve me, it's the opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical left.

Yesterday we learned that Donald Trump is suing the IRS, an agency he runs, for $10 billion. If he’s successful that money will be paid by taxpayers directly to him. And this is barely in the top 10 news stories of the day