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@hahafunnykyle @you_effo It’s thinly veiled racism.

@you_effo Why are you writing Jenny Slate fanfiction

Imagine you’re Jenny Slate. You did everything right. You made a vulnerable comedy special, reported studio presidents to HR, even quit your role as a black, Jewish cartoon character because you felt it was “erasing black voices”. You open your phone to find out Netflix Is A Joke fest is happening… you weren’t invited. Tony Hinchcliffe, Louis CK, and Dave Chappelle are front and center on the press photo. You call Chelsea Peretti. No answer. You call Scott Ackerman. No answer. You call Loren Michaels. Your number is blocked.

@nestorchicago @Variety He’s a nepo baby

@Variety White people get away with the bare minimum, Mediocre. I kneed to know what CEO he’s badly fucking 🤡

“Therapuss” host Jake Shane is facing online backlash for asking Kacey Musgraves to explain a lyric about time zones from her 2018 track “Slow Burn": “My favorite line from that song, obviously, is ‘Sun’s going down, but in Beijing, they’re headed out to work.’ What do you mean by that? Me and Manny, who I work with, debate it every single day.” variety.com/2026/music/new…

@MsJazzybelle You don’t need to ask what screening you need. Go to a primary care physician and they will tell you what to get.

Diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, getting preventative cancer screenings..all of that

@seshysaurus CINEMA

This is killing me

@PeterWolfffff Prescient tweet: intouchweekly.com/woman-known-fo…

Anyone thinking of copying Rachel Dolezal be aware that use of sunbeds can cause skin cancer

Haylie Duff, best known for being an extra on the TV show ‘7th Heaven’, and her fiancé of 12 years, Matthew Rosenberg, have SPLIT. Hilary Duff’s shadow and Matthew share 2 children together.

@TheWapplehouse Make it in what?!

Found a guy who’s trying to make it in hickhop but he can’t stop dancing dick first in all his videos because he was a male stripper for 20 years that found Jesus

@nbcsnl Why wasn’t this on peacock?

Jack Harlow discusses his new album at the Update desk

@moviebuffchick2 @michelle_byoung @WESTCOASTSUMA Shellfish? I hate not being able to eat certain foods because they fry them in the same oil as seafood. I’ve gone to multiple steakhouses where I can’t have brussels sprouts because they fry them.

@michelle_byoung @WESTCOASTSUMA One time I told my bf I wanted homemade chicken tenders and home fries for my bday lol. And he made them and I was happy. I can't eat chicken tenders in restaurants due to allergies...

Birthdays are about giving people what THEY WANT not what YOU THINK they should have 🤷🏾‍♀️

Where did Jack Harlow even find such a hat???

@mcmetc @Nnamdiwaytoobig @alecsbutt @PopBase Your question is not the stupid one here

@Nnamdiwaytoobig @alecsbutt @PopBase Why do you pay for this app? I can ask stupid questions too

Aubrey Plaza is pregnant and expecting her first child with partner Chris Abbott, PEOPLE reports. (people.com/aubrey-plaza-p…)

@acbe @MakisMd Here's a recent news article that may shed some light: nbcnews.com/news/us-news/d…

@MakisMD How do we know he died as a result of the mRNA vax? I know it's killing people, but I am interested to know if the family have spoken out about it and if they plan to take action?

DENTISTRY STUDENT DEAD 26 year old Conor James Hylton died suddenly on August 15, 2024. At the time of his death, Conor was fulfilling his lifelong dream of following in his parents' footsteps. He was a student at UConn School of Dental Medicine, to become a dentist. He was mandated COVID-19 mRNA Vaccines during his studies, and that is where the investigation into his sudden death should begin. #DiedSuddenly

Black Twitter: WTF is wrong with Chloe Bailey? White Twitter: WTF is wrong with Chloe Fineman?

@stan4cam @YungYinkv Plus you’re more likely to get a ticket from a municipality than DPS.

@YungYinkv it’s not dmv? I could’ve sworn we also have it

Mind you it’s not even called the dmv in Texas 😭

@GuyWhoRemains @bitedesires This better not be four different movies

@bitedesires We all thinking of the same person: Dwayne Johnson He played the same exact type of characters throughout his career and have shown no real range.

i know who’s NOT

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

90% of these athletes got children out of wedlock talking about "sin" when it comes to homosexuality. Shit is just funny lmao

The “Christian” men in sports NEVER have time to speak out on their violent teammates but it’s gay people they have all the energy for.

Going on a homophobic rant will get you fired from just about any job so idk why anyone would think the NBA would be any different.