Dorothy Piotrowski

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

@AdventureGuide_ @Glerupsca I just put them in my suitcase for our upcoming Mediterranean Cruise

You’ll want to wear them everywhere. glerups feel at home just about anywhere. Throw glerups into a purse or pack to slip into at parties. Relax in glerups on long flights. Your glerups go where you go. You’ll wish you could wear them everywhere! @Glerupsca

here is what. i plan to accomplish today: 2. bark loudly. but at nothing 7. lose my ball under the couch 7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball 3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch 4. big nap. you have worked hard 2. repeat

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i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

gooooob morning. i helped walk the small neighbor human. to the bus at the end of the street. i tried to get on with them. but was quickly denied. they know that with an education. i’d be too powerful

it often seems. like the human is jealous of me. because of how happy i get. about the simplest things. i don’t know how to tell them. they can do that too

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

the human just picked up my back foot. pressed all my toe beans. then held my foot to my ear. as if they dialed a phone. nobody picked up though. i will have to leave a message

on special occasions. during car rides. we go around a little loop. talk to a robot. and then they give us things. sometimes they give me a cup of whipped cream. with a fancy italian name. and i absolutely lose my mind

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch

@beckiandchris … saw this in Flint, Michigan on the weekend

i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too

i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart

i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it’s nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. and i have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly

i can fit in your lap. no measurements required. just trust me

we went to a new park today. and right at the entrance. was a big bucket of tennis balls with a little sign. that the human said was there in memory of a very good dog. who really liked tennis balls. and that i could play with one. to help that very good dog be remembered

before the human leaves the house. to hang out with their friends. they turn on the tv for me. sometimes they spend quite a while. searching for a movie. they think i will enjoy

@missbehaved74 @ThatEricAlper Recently finished the entire series on Paramount+