caitie dost

When life take a piss in your bed you flip the mattress

Stop raining I gotta go to McDonald's

Uber driver Emanuel orrrr crisis control therapist

The fuq

I hate when I see boutsys that are too far away to plot an encounter 😩

@KingLobasso wheres my fahkin line

Pretty convinced this girl just keeps snorting cocaine in the bathroom every 10 minutes in the lib...never seen anything like it 💆

"I have about two hours collectively accounted for yesterday" @Molly_Ciciora

It's days like yesterday that truly make me wonder why I still have friends @ChelseaSailon @KimiYamz

LOL to driving in manhattan

🍷 bff

My fav guy with the 🎩🎉 #letsfuckinggo

I'm eating stuffing out of zip lock bag right now

@k_damato rolled a j from a receipt for us last night #wifey

Spliff dunkin van Morrison and were off! Comin for ya Long Island 🚙

Lol...but actually this may be the best day of my life and it's not even 2 o'clock

Snow storms = multiple people skiing down my street

About to buy an ak47 if these med students don't STFU can't even hear myself think

Let it snow let it snow let it freakin snow 😍

Girl behind me just said "I don't like sleeping" bitch wut