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I’ll forever hate Barcelona for this obvious robbery

@PoojaMedia Simple English, this short apari no fit put together Na this brain u wan take teach your pikin assignment for house?🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Man Utd hasn't lost a game when they lead into the 2nd game. 400 games since 1984. There was a club.

I’ve seen enough.. just bring us Elliot Anderson

Bruno Fernandes ties the record for the most assist in a single season. One more assist and he will break the record!!!!!!! The incoming Player of the Year! 🐐

@reatile_xo 😂😂😂😂

The sisterhood would be proud of her

@MachalaaAgent Y’all spitting shit all because you haven’t watched Ronaldo’s documentary, he proposed to her already

Now I finally understand why Cristiano Ronaldo hasn’t married Georgina Rodríguez… yet refuses to let her go. 😳👀

Been there. Done that. What a rivalry. 🔴 Let's go! @ManUtd @premierleague

Manchester United might lose their halftime record

@UTDKara P I G

If Bayern Munich should even manage a draw in this game, call me a pig 😭

@YesItsBash Estevao Raya Cherki Gravenbech

Manchester United fans, mention one player you’ll take from: Chelsea Arsenal Man City Liverpool

Bruno Fernandes is set to break the Premier League assist record for a single season 👀: Kevin De Bruyne: 20 assists 🅰️ 17 from open play Thierry Henry: 20 assists 🅰️ 20 from open play Bruno Fernandes: 19 assists 🅰️ 10 from open play

Dear @Alookman_ When Olise picked France and Musiala picked Germany, you chose Nigeria. They took the easy route, you took the hard one , that’s what great footballers do. For your sacrifices, I’m backing you today. Go show the world you’re the best LW on the planet. Sink Mosquera. Sink Arteta. Sink Arsenal. Sink their fans. Your biggest fan, Olivia 💕

Strong from Kobbie 🦾💫

@Footysm We love their tears😂😂😂

🚨💣🗣️ | Arsenal Legend Patrick Viera goes OFF on Bruno PFA shouts 😳 “Listen, Bruno Fernandes should not be winning the PFA Player of the Year, not for me. People keep shouting about 19 assists, but when you break it down, only 8 of them have come from open play. We have to look deeper than just numbers. If Arsenal go on and win the league, then for me Declan Rice has to be the standout candidate. The influence, the consistency, the level of performances every single week, that matters. And even if Arsenal do not win it, I’m still looking at players like Rayan Cherki, Antoine Semenyo and Erling Haaland before Bruno. How can Bruno even be in the serious conversation, never mind winning it? He is not top five for me. He is playing one game a week while others are dealing with UEFA Champions League, cup matches and the demands of multiple competitions. This season Henry and Kevin won it They were both competing in the champions league and domestic cups… Manchester City are pushing for another treble and we are here talking about Bruno winning it for 8 open-play assists out of 19 while getting seven days rest between matches. That feels unfair on players like Declan Rice, who are being run into the ground and still delivering top performances every week”

@Adikastakes Broke ass club sef dey dream 😂😂😂

No be your club dey price €30m winger like tomato and pepper 🤣? You go dream tire Joseph 😂😂

Cooking 👨‍🍳

@Boluwatiiffee Di Maria Chicharito

@Boluwatiiffee Varane Beckham

Ronaldo and Casemiro aside, name a player that played for Real Madrid and Manchester United You can’t

Kobbie Mainoo is everywhere.

@UTDFondre Unbelievable last night❤️

Kobbie mainoo was like a man possessed against Brentford last night for Manchester United. Never seen him make many tackles like that. 😳

Jesus Christ who did this??????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭