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all my oomfs are W faps

i deadass just block people i mildy disagree with #notinmyechochamber

@hummus137 no lie i also unfollowed him. that was the first post i saw when i opened the app and he looks fucked up and strange why dont they just get a normal amount of muscle development and look good

@mayemusk Aren’t you his mom

unironically zenyatta quotes be keeping me from blowing my shit smooth off sometimes

goals before I’m 26: -turn my swag on -learn a zombies map other than origins -become an alcoholic -put the team on and make their dreams come true -crypto scam -make it to july 1st without dying to a drunk driver

said i wanted a nose ring and my mom said nose rings are for girls not boys #ThoseWhoKnow

@LegHvmper Sorry leghvmper i’m griefing this statistic

The average penile size of my followers has to at least be above average

balatro is probably the only game so far that mellowed out into a classic. no controversies, no hated sequels, good porn, and very friendly community

had 3 of the top 5 worst weeks of my entire life back to back to back and then today came along to be the worst i have ever felt about myself and my future in actual years

2026 is for real crazy bc how did it go from may the fourth to cinco de mayo in one day??

they won't even let trans women compete in the oppression Olympics bc of our biological advantages 😔😔

If gas gets any more expensive I might just have to start putting things up my butt and cumming into my own mouth for sexual pleasure

wait if there's an ajr that means... a... my man 😂🤝

merging my 80 googolplex starlights with my 20 septillion immortals to make a super tengen toppa gurren lagann flesh mech

how is this hero in the game

helicopter monkey travel back in time

Yuji vs denji

I wanna have sex with Debbie Grayson