douchebag strategist

Marketers of the future need to think creators, but execute optimised for 6-second videos.

We now live in the AR Economy.

Brands who don't have a marketing strategy will be dead in 10 years.

Fandoms on Dispo are the future of brand marketing.

Gen Z are the future of tourism.

Forget creators, the future of experiential marketing is horoscope readings.

Brands who don't have a Pinterest strategy will be dead in 5 years.

Marketers of the future need to think internet aesthetics, but execute optimised for 3-second videos.

3-second videos are the future of fintech.

90-second videos are the new 10-second videos.

We now live in the Millennials Economy.

Sea shanties are bullshit. The future of creative is astrology influencers.

90-second videos are the new live streaming activations.

NFTs are the future of automotive.

Marketers of the future need to think dark academia influencers, but execute optimised for 90-second videos.

The future of poster economy is ecommerce through TikTok aesthetics.

Centennials are the future of AR.

Marketers of the future need to think TikTok challenges, but execute optimised for Dispo.

10-second videos are the future of CPG.

Marketers of the future need to think lifestyle streamers, but execute optimised for Pinterest.