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@leftturd @BorisJohnson Putin and his forces on the other side of the border... No peace until then...

Joe Biden has taken a difficult but brave decision to supply cluster munitions to Ukraine. He is right. These are terrible weapons. But they have been used by Putin for over a year in his programme of indiscriminate slaughter of an entirely innocent people. The faster we help the Ukrainians to win, the more lives we will save all round. And never forget - it is the Ukrainians who will use these weapons on their own soil, and to protect themselves.

@LmaoGPT @xeno_swift @BorisJohnson Only one man can kick start peace, and it involves pulling his forces out of his neighbours country.

@nicuw1105 @BorisJohnson Sure, they can happen once Putin's forces are behind his border... Let's remember who invaded who....

@BorisJohnson I fail to see why we are not promoting peace talks.

@Portis1000 @BorisJohnson Yet here you are, following him and commenting... #daddyissues

@BorisJohnson The days of your opinion being required or for some, believed, are long behind us. Yesterdays man

@theGrit_music @BorisJohnson Did Boris encourage Putin to invade its neighbour?

@harrywe26805243 @BorisJohnson I thought it was Russia that walked into their neighbour... Glad you've been able to set me straight on this....

@BorisJohnson Boris, we know this entire conflict is about selling arms industry (mainly American) product. What's your cut?

@forduk What's going on with Ranger V6 platinum orders. Had mine in since Jan 23 and still no build or delivery date. Are you hoping early orders will be cancelled in favour of later more expensive orders...?

Crimea, the bridge, the beginning. Everything illegal must be destroyed, everything stolen must be returned to Ukraine, everything occupied by Russia must be expelled.

@NCRQ_UK I'm hearing that the NCRQ has gone bust....? Is this true...? What will happen to my course progress? and missing certificate?

@tomhfh Ohh dear... showing your age there Tom.... You've got one chance to get the tone right, don't f*ck it up pal....

@TheStephenRalph @KateCushing2 @BethRigby @SkyNews @BBCNews Except Meghan's kids are in the states, so no child reason not to go. I suspect she's not welcome by the rest of the family..

@KateCushing2 @BethRigby @SkyNews @BBCNews Could not agree more. Witchell has been appalling. Any opportunity to make a snide remark and he makes one. They both have children and those children need their mothers. 😔

Meghan is not travelling to Balmoral with Prince Harry. Duke of Sussex is travelling alone, sources tell @skynews

@EtonOldBoys @AlStewartOBE @Keir_Starmer You're looking at the wrong polls. YouGov gets everything wrong... Look a their dismal history on Brexit, 2016 & 2019 elections for proof...

Whichever Labour strategist told Sir @Keir_Starmer to focus on the windfall tax, and take lots of Tory interventions, needs sacking.

👑🇬🇧 "I declare before you all that my whole life whether it be long or short shall be devoted to your service and the service of our great imperial family to which we all belong." – Her Majesty The Queen, 21st April 1947 #GodSaveTheQueen

@AP_Politics Still less than 30 days of Russian Gas and Oil sales to the west. More must be done. We're not hurting Putin, only amusing him...

A multinational task force aiming to seize Russian oligarchs' wealth has blocked and frozen $30 billion in sanctioned people's property and funds in its first 100 days. The REPO task force, short for Russian Elites, Proxies and Oligarchs, started in March. apne.ws/51bn8se

@Ocado Please stop mixing raw meats in bags with foods that won't be cooked before consumption, such as salads stuff and bread. I'm going to start rejecting entire deliveries since the risk of contamination is a food safety risk.

@markmoreve @SteveBarclay They need to cut out the middle management treacle layer that's infesting the civil service. The people at the bottom that do all the work are hugely outnumbered by the moron managers who are only out to maintain their own job...

@SteveBarclay 6 month wait for passports Huge waiting times for driving licences Yet now you want to get rid of the people who are trying to get rid of the back log! Can’t Tories do anything right?

From today, all Senior Civil Service job vacancies must be advertised externally. We want to reduce the size of the Civil Service to ensure value for money but when we do recruit we want the widest possible pool of available talent to choose from 👇🏻 gov.uk/government/new…

@GorillaShea @LBC Speak for yourself. Many of us want the government to get a proper handle on illegal economic migrants. If I wanted to move to the US, I'd have to go through the process, why do these people think they can bypass that..?

Boris Johnson said the first 50 'illegal entrants into this country' have been told that they will be sent to Rwanda within a fortnight lbc.co.uk/news/50-migran…

@CliveClv @LBC An MOD flight is a lot cheaper than keeping them here...

@LBC This will be expensive, more taxes and more debt.

@RanterBanterP @LBC And where will they get that from then? where will the funds come from?

@LBC Yeh right. Not if they have legal representation they won't

@wendycpack @LBC Certainly hope so, we're not animals.