Doug Shultz

@StefanMolyneux The Mola Mola.

Without looking it up, what animal goes from smallest to largest from birth to adulthood? NO CHEATING! 😀

@Michaeach3 Love how they treat them like baby seals!

🚨 THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH THE RADICAL MOB. An anti-Semitic mob tried to blockade the Maersk headquarters in Copenhagen to disrupt critical maritime infrastructure. Danish police showed absolutely zero tolerance. They moved in, restored public order, and shut the mob down. European cities need to stop negotiating with these radicals and start clearing them out. RT to show the world how it is done. 🔄

Midwest is haunted

@m0nster_b One of those will kill brain cells.

Listening to Richard Marx and eating paint chips

@CaseyMattox_ Dinner - Din Tai Fung in the Aria. Great dumplings.

Where should I have lunch right now in Vegas?

@Tony_Baloney69 Any video of the "giant shit fountain "?

Doing a bridge demo, have to put in micro piles for safety. Have meeting making sure no one drills in this area. Mark area off with bright pink paint. No one listens. Get a phone call that they drilled into the home owners septic tank creating a giant shit fountain.

@elonmusk How many engineers do you have building space toilets? Seems there is a need for working toilets on spacecrafts.

@m0nster_b That is why I root for bad teams. Minimal to no investment in "Fandom"

Fandom is a stupid term

@FPWellman RaCiST bIGoT SeXiSt... hurr durr, you hit all the dumbass liberal sayings. Congrats, now you can go dye your hair purple.

Hegseth is a racist, a bigot, a sexist, and a white Christian Nationalist. He is the most dangerous member of Trump’s very malevolent Cabinet. He must be removed. The Republican Doormat Congress is the failure.

@sarah_wxtx Kid Rock

Who should be attorney general? Wrong answers only

@wblakegray @JimmysSeafood Jimmy!! You should have replied with a "Go F Yourself" and then send him a free crabcake.

As a Baltimore boy, I often order crabcakes from home to celebrate a special occasion. I have ordered from different places. This is the first time I have ordered from a store specifically because they posted a short, profane tweet. (That I agreed with 100%) @JimmysSeafood

@Amy_Siskind "Rummaging around in her bag looking for coupons or credits". Credits? WTF? Galactic empire credits? Dumb.

I had an experience today that I haven't been able to shake. I was waiting in line at Walgreens behind an elderly woman who was trying to decide between different sized bags of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (what she could afford). She was rummaging around her bag looking for coupons or credits. She said her nephew was coming to visit from Virginia, and they didn't have these there, and he loved them. I asked her if I could please pay, she accepted and slowly starting walking out with the help of the Walgreens cart for support. After I paid, I asked her if I could help her to her car, and she shared that her nephew was coming up to see her before he got deployed to the Middle East. He is in the navy. She wanted to give him his favorite treat before he left. She is of course worried. This broke my heart. All of it. The inequity. Who we send off to wars. And who, in this case, is sending them. We have a 5x draft dodger making these decisions. He is unbridled, undisciplined and a know it all.Today the news is likely that he will use ground troops - for what? What are they giving their lives for? This woman's nephew, and so many sons and daughters might never come home. Please remember the human side of what is happening. I can't shake this interaction.

@w_terrence Is that a forehead or a fivehead?

Somali woman says her life is “hard” in America because she’s too pretty A woman is going viral after claiming “pretty privilege” is exhausting and overwhelming. She says people stare at her the moment she walks outside — and that the attention drains her. Claiming that being “too pretty” comes with its own struggles.

@CBR Tell me your name is Caillou without saying Caillou. Pussy.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy is an iconic film series, but it also has many elements that are difficult to watch in modern day. cbr.com/8-reasons-toug…

@steak_umm Where do you get a cheesesteak at 200mph?

imagine a world where you’re on a train going 200 mph, staring out the window, eating a cheesesteak, and not worrying about parallel parking this is the future my beeflings deserve

@BBGreatMoments Joe Morgan's batting stance, Luis Tiant's pitching motion

Name a player whose batting stance you used to mimic when you were a kid.

@FoodPleaser Mayo and Grape Jelly

You can only add TWO things 🚨👇👇

@DDSkreamer @its_The_Dr Now comment on Biden and Obama's gas prices.

@its_The_Dr Yet somehow gasoline has increased in price by a dollar a gallon and continues to rise. In other words, it already has harmed the US economy.

Kevin Hassett LAUGHS in Margaret Brennan’s face after she repeats Iranian regime claims about harming the U.S. economy from oil flows through the Strait of Hormuz. “There couldn’t be anything that was a stupider thing to say.” BRENNAN: “You just heard Iran’s foreign minister saying Tehran has been approached by other countries about negotiating their way through the strait.” “If that kind of negotiation happens are Americans just going to get cut out here?” HASSETT: “Well, first of all, you have to understand that America is not going to have its economy harmed by what the Iranians are doing.” [Laughs] “The bottom line is that in the ‘70s we didn’t produce much oil, but now we do.” “And so America is in a very strong position. They think that they’re going to harm the U.S. economy and get President Trump to back down.” “There couldn’t be anything that was a stupider thing to say because the bottom line is that our economy has got all this momentum in the world and we have lots and lots of oil.”

@StevenWisdom13 @lyndseyfifield Still sounds like a carve out to exempt politicians from this law.

@lyndseyfifield Your framing is inaccurate. The exemption only covers lawmakers parked in “a parking structure reserved for members of the general assembly”

When I saw an influencer on Instagram talking about this I thought it had to be an exaggeration or distortion of the bill—an overly-simplified summary that missed some nuance in order to cast them as Disney villains. I read the bill. The Virginia Democrats *surgically* carved themselves (and ONLY themselves) out from their gun control measure. They are moving shamelessly without any pretense, like nothing I've ever seen before.

@elonmusk @Rainmaker1973 PI = 3

@Rainmaker1973 The universe is fundamentally integer. There are a finite number of Planck cubes, which means a limited number of digits of pi (which can be thought of in integer form) to calculate volume. And you cannot have a fraction of a quark or lepton, so … integer.

Did you know? NASA only uses 15 digits of π for calculating interplanetary travel. At 40 digits, you could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe with an accuracy that'd fall off by less than the diameter of a hydrogen atom. π Day 2026