Doug Simpleton

Was this entrance choreographed by soccer jersey? Need comms. #frat #ched

@bennett_fitzy Why’s ur brain so small

Why’s the ball so orange

I can’t escape.

@CharlesCantlay Girl next to me laughed and he scolded me in front of the class #selfdox

Prof brought up bullying in class, this has to be the reason lmfao

Nothing pisses me off more than the dude who gets on the piano in the dining hall. #kys

@bennett_fitzy Bennett, I hope your flight doesn’t offer WiFi - Doug

Nothing like the middle seat for a 7 hour flight

@CoachMumby How is everyone in this class 🤣

this kid sucks, just thought i’d share

@MicUltraManning Yeah why don’t you tuck those glasses in. Pussy.

@dougsimpleton Ask Mrs. Simpleton about me. Please stop while you're ahead, Doug.

@MicUltraManning Nice shades bro. Suck a d*ck

@dougsimpleton Doug, stay out of this please.

@bennett_fitzy Head flatter than the earth

Drills at 4 bar at 5

@AdamSchefter @seanstellato Thought it was gonna say Tom Brady

New England reached agreement today with QB Tommy DeVito on a two-year, $7.4 million deal that includes $2 million guaranteed, per his agent @seanstellato.

You actually paid for ts

@AdamSchefter @CourtneyRCronin That’s the exact same amount of info

More about the Bears Pro Bowl center Drew Dalman retiring at age 27, via @CourtneyRCronin: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@bennett_fitzy Not seeing anything wrong with this. Kids also mogging with the hand veins.

Buddy just pulled this water bottle out in class, is he gay?

Conor Enright is somehow all smiles after the embarrassing loss. Unreal.

Legend has it that Phi Psi is still hucking cube through all this

Letting it loose in Wells. Fuck you gonna do about it

Tell me it's 50 degrees in Bloomington without telling me it's 50 degrees in Bloomington #eaglesondoucheoff

@AdamSchefter @BradyHenderson Dam Darnold durrr