Ebenezer Lich King
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Ebenezer Lich King
@douurl
CEO (Circumspect Egomaniacal Ouroboros) I am but a man, only you know in your heart of hearts how much ass you suck. I have a life and you don't
Katılım Eylül 2019
56 Takip Edilen15 Takipçiler
@lionel_trolling Anything to avoid saying "I'm a dumb wad of gullible hubris"
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It wasn't a caricature, you morons. That was actually what he's like.
Edward Feser@FeserEdward
From @SohrabAhmari: “Trump…has now fully given way to his liberal caricature: venal, erratic, childish, a chaos agent…The scale of [his] failures...return[s us] to the character problem that first gave rise to the Never Trump movement” unherd.com/2026/03/trump-… via @UnHerd
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@katrosenfield @Tyler_A_Harper This discourse made me think of SBF and his polycule
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Which intrepid reporter will give us the deep dive investigation we deserve into the shadowy power centers of Big Polyamory
Tyler Austin Harper@Tyler_A_Harper
It is extremely strange how dedicated the media in a certain city is to pushing this.
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@runclepennybags I too long for the average American presidency
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Ironically we would probably have more measured foreign policy at this point if a junta run by the military and oil companies were in power
Javier Blas@JavierBlas
US Vice President Vance plus other senior officials are meeting with the American oil industry today (at the API hq, rather than at the White House). It would be ironic if the US oil lobby was the one which put a brake on the White House's war campaign. I think that's likely.
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@DamonLinker @Tyler_A_Harper And pardons for scum falling like rain
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We've done this to ourselves, America. The 4-hour lines at the airport. The surging gas prices, and other rising prices to follow. The $200 billion and counting tab for our latest Middle Eastern adventure, piled on to of the $39 trillion in debt. Amazing national self-sabotage.
Morgan Parrish@MorganParrishTV
Chaos at PHL International airport right now😳😳several TSA checkpoints are closed @FOX29philly
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@runclepennybags Doesn't feel like he had much of a hand in it, tbh. It would be hilarious if everyone threw him under the bus all at once, though
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I think there’s an outside chance this is such a fiasco they take the keys away from him.
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It’s concerning but it’s hard to think of people I would feel less sorry for in this position.
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur
Joe Kent conveniently under investigation now. @TuckerCarlson potentially under investigation. We've moved on from the propaganda portion of our programming to outright oppression. National media will pretend it's a total coincidence that opponents of the war are being targeted.
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mark zuckerberg should get the olympic gold medal of burning money away
CNBC@CNBC
Meta is shutting down VR social platform Horizon Worlds in further pivot away from the metaverse cnbc.com/2026/03/18/met…
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@esjesjesj @runclepennybags At this point, with everything that's come out, if you put yours and everyone else's lives in the hands of that demon then you deserve just as bad as he does. You trusted the scorpion, now drown in the river with him
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Btw what happens is drivers see that autopilot is about to cause a crash and disengage it to try to stop the crash and it’s too late. Then tesla gets to say that autopilot wasn’t engaged
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@mrpxssy Lol at the shit slapped on top. Ten computer fans, air compressor, an empty tank and some scrap metal
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@ettingermentum @runclepennybags Dying at the Pope next to Andy Taint
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@lionel_trolling It's just a regression of the language, we're almost back to grunts
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I feel like a lot of supposed zoomer slang is what is known as "idiomatic english." Like, I'm sorry, I have no trouble understanding what "cooked" or "locked in" means.
Valentin Ignatev@valigo
JRR Tolkien used genz brainrot slang over 70 years ago, that's how ahead he was
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@BowesChay @lionel_trolling Gah that's hard to watch. The Star Wars Kid should sue him for infringement
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This is ex-Deputy Director of the FBI Dan Bongino...
The man ran one of the most powerful agencies in the United States, and now he shows off his "karate" moves on a podcast.
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@stephenwertheim @Tyler_A_Harper They only do it to dive out of the way of a boulder anymore. So many of them believe nothing and are just ducking out early to beat everyone else to market with their "tell all far too late" book
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I suspect that so few senior foreign policy officials resign today because they fear they'll be shunned by their own political party while still being condemned by the other side. Perhaps our system will work better if we focus on the rightness of the resignation itself rather than our disagreements with the rest of the political views of the resignee.
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@AlHendiify We'll just invent a kind of plastic they can't eat and polute the world all over again
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The other day my brother put the idea in my head that when plastivorous microorganisms start getting widespread one of the first signs will be unexplainable fires.
For all Curious@fascinatingonX
🚨BREAKING: Scientists have discovered a Fungus in the Amazon called "Pestalotiopsis microspora" that literally feed on plastic. It's not a common fungus. It can survive exclusively on polyurethane, one of the most common(and most persistent) type of plastic - and it does so even in oxygen-free environments, like landfills.
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@runclepennybags I just think it's times like these when he's closest to acknowledging that he's going to die soon. The final bill stiffed
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After all, all these numbers the DoD is crunching make it look like a rousing success.
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Trump says he's not afraid of his special military operation in Iran turning into a situation like Vietnam.
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@EmmaMAshford @HeerJeet This happens during EVERY SINGLE GOP OCCUPATION OF GOVERNMENT. I honestly thought military types were supposed to be good at patern recognition but nope!
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The costs being paid by US troops & their families in this war should be getting more attention. It's not just deaths. Some sailors have been at sea for nine months. There are troops on bases in the Middle East whose deployments have been extended even as they're under attack.
James R. Webb@JamesWebb_16
The sailors of the USS Ford have been at sea for more than 250 days with no end in sight. Contrary to Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines are not automatons or superhumans who can be deployed indefinitely without consequence, or kept in harm's way because “it's their job”. That’s 250 days without their families, homes, or “real” downtime. As we learned in the GWOT, extended deployments lead directly to low retention rates and burnout of the force. This situation would also be a great time for transparency from Washington on what’s really going on. As I see it, there are three possibilities: 1) Morale is exceptionally low, and it has manifested in this latest example of rebellion by the crew. 2)The Ford is yet another example of faulty, overpriced junk produced by the MIC, designed to require constant upgrades and tweaks to remain serviceable (see the F-35 for more). 3) It was hit by incoming fire. Publicly owning whatever reality is would be a smart move by Washington, as the truth will come out at some point. But for now, they seem to be determined to win this war using spin and hubris, which isn’t a strategy.
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@redlettermedia So appropriate that the SW book is an unmoderated shitshow
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So we found we have an Obsessed With™ book about Star Trek too. On the bottom of the page the answers are clearly printed upside down. The SW book was horribly trimmed to where most of the pages were cut off on the bottom. This is why he didn't notice. #justiceforjay
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