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@mattjay @Jhaddix Fusion or parallels. Conda

@Jhaddix Homebrew Little snitch Password manager Set hot corners Tweak touchpad Set my web browser config and extension to be ad blocking and privacy preserving by default FileVault

You get your new shiny MacBook Pro in the mail... What are the 1st things YOU do with it? Apps? Configs? Etc?

Our early bird ticket special ends on Jan 31. Since we are in Chicago we will remind you to get your tickets early and often! bsides312.org Direct link: eventbrite.com/e/security-bsi…

@The_Mystery_One @iamKierraD I’m anti useless things and documentation can fall into that bucket (sometimes). Good luck.

@dpcybuck @iamKierraD Yeeeaaaa…my team is anti readme…anti documentation really 😅

Anyone ever written documentation for whitelisting?? Tf is this supposed to look like? I’m about to just make an excel sheet

@The_Mystery_One @iamKierraD This seems to have the best outcome for you. This way it starts as an empty list, managed in git. You dont have to worry about allow list of IP's, apps, service names, url, jira filters, etc. in the README just ask people to clone, change, pr their "allow list" things. Boom.

@iamKierraD Was it a short table? I’m so lost without expectations 😅

@The_Mystery_One Want to kick 2024 off with a panic attack? Hay, write the documentation for allow listing, this list is big in 2024 and key to our 1Q objectives. Go!

@jakub_jindra @unix_ninja Maybe Bd5+ first?

@unix_ninja Qa8. I don’t see any good black move to prevent discovered check mate by knight in the next move.

daily #chess

@mattjay @amendandpretend I was thinking you could hit this one head on and openly talk about leaving, staying, and resume.

@amendandpretend I feel like I’m going to get this reply a lot.

Tabletop scenario: Your CISO has been misleading auditors and is now under investigation by the feds. You are a Director/VP on the security team. How do you keep the boat steady and pointed in the right direction? What are your priorities?

@paulrichwine @bettersafetynet Context wil matter some. And this is good for zoom calls and paying in line at the Cracker Barrel.

How can a northener - politely - explain to someone in the south that they're in an extreme rush? So far, my "due to a scheduling mistake on my part, I only have 30 minutes, can you XYZ?" Have been met with scorn.

@rotinom :)

Corollary from @dpcybuck “how do I win a race?” : Slow down the least.

I have recently been re-discovering making things. If I were to describe how to make some thing, like a shelf, it would be thus: add bits until it starts to look like a shelf, and then remove everything that doesn’t look like a shelf.

@ysmithnd Oh, you meant literal windmills. I thought you meant he was being quixotic about a figurative "windmill." LOL

Bartender is now trying to change the subject…homie will *not* let this go until he gets some kind of positive affirmation for his POV and bartender refuses to give it. Masterful.

Skipped the conference dinner in favor of a quiet dinner at the hotel and I’m listening to this bartender completely dismantle this man and his arguments against windmills…

@FFToday Remember the Titans is a solid pic… But you gotta put invincible in the first round #SportsMovies

Twitter, I got my heartbroken send something

@QuinnyPig @awscloud I have totally been making the wrong "jizz analyst" connections on LinkedIn

I can’t wait for a Machine Learning® service to categorize this, and what @awscloud will certainly call it.

@NikkiMegaplaza Make it a space thing? Stop in Huntsville, then space center in Houston, and cap it off with a space x launch??

alrighty, so far i've gotten suggestions to visit places in: Houston, Austin, San Antonio... *opens up google maps* Oh. that's a lot of driving.

Someone please give me a reason to visit Texas. I would like to visit Texas.

@rotinom @BrucioMcCulloch LOL

@BrucioMcCulloch @dpcybuck

"these are the Daves i know i know, these are the Daves"

@megan_roddie @lil_lost @bsidesnash Yay!!!! Joyous

Best part of cons? Running into infosec friends! Great to see @lil_lost and @dpcybuck at @bsidesnash this weekend. See y’all at the next one 👊🏻

What a fun day and super grateful for the opportunity to be involved with this year’s event. Also thanks @BHinfoSecurity for the cool stickers + new TTX card game and to @dpcybuck for the limited @bsidesnash sticker! 😍😍

A full house for #BsidesNash2022 Thankful for our time together today

Come hang with your #infosec fam at #BSidesNash2022. We got @HackersHealth , @Fox_Pick , @dpcybuck with resume reviews, @winnschwartau with a fabulous key note, and an afterparty at @JackalopeBrew . Come hang with alllll the cool kids! bsides-nashville-2022.sessionize.com

Nine more days!!!! Get your tickets and hang out with the likes of our keynote @winnschwartau , enjoy @Fox_Pick lockpick village, find your zen with @HackersHealth , and get your resume skills on with @dpcybuck Find alllllll the links here: bsides-nashville-2022.sessionize.com