David 👨‍💻🎮

@EMGiosia Were you heading North West along the waterfalls when the last wolf found you?

@Velxes The side street by my place could already barely have 2 cars pass. Now? Oh, and the side with the school is going to be even worse

@sydpellegrini Try Sudbury for 11

Days like today make me wonder: how did I survive in Ottawa for 5 years? 🥶

@Velxes Outside of donating to your favourite teacher or school that you went to, you can contact the women's center to see if they accept school supplies, or there's Backpack Buddies that definitely takes school supplies

Does anyone know of a place I could donate a few school supplies? I've got a lot of lined paper, a few blank notepads, mechanical pencils, etc. Any of y'all maybe know a teacher I can hand it over to? (':

@sydpellegrini She also grew into her whiskers

Who grew into a beautiful manatee orca

My baby sea creature

I had high hopes that I would have been asleep earlier tonight. That didn't go as planned

@Velxes Go all out. Get LASAGNAS

the number one thing motivating me to get a car right now is the fact that I may be able to put the word LASAGNA on my license plate

@sydpellegrini "Please post a recent (6 months) photo" Uses the same photo from 2018 because I haven't changed

Just wait until the professional pictures come out…🤭

@pjbreijer No no no. Make sure hospitals only have one point of entry. Patients, doctors, and ambulances all have to go through the same door with 5 layers of armed security 🙄

Wait for it... "Arm the doctors!" #TulsaMassacre

@sydpellegrini Were there any forest fires?

Gender reveal but I get the attention

@Velxes I have 9 syrups, so we'll be good

@dpells02 sure, if you'd like to see me bounce off walls ya gotta make sure it's got some flavouring..... like vanilla.... (•‿•) that shit is what makes it good

becoming one of those stupid iced coffee bitches. god it's good though

@aaron_langille But how does that work *mechanically*

@HauntingLouisa Always some time around April 20th. I thought the 19th was it, but I should know that it's always after

@NurseKillam @aaron_langille Congratulations! His schedule is usually as busy as a world leader's! (speaking from years of experience)😅

I have finally booked a work meeting with @aaron_langille It is about time 😀

Hot take: "full stack developer" is a scam created by the tech industry to get one developer to do three jobs (front end, backend, devops) for the pay of one dev. Being a generalist is good. But.... have you tried doing all three of those things lately? It's... a lot.

@JesseNeon The maple Coke definitely has that itchy tooth feel, but I think that's mostly because of the size. They're large bottles I can't speak for the Pepsi version, but I think Coke's just uses (real) maple syrup as a sugar replacement so it's still mostly Coke

W U T .

@aaron_langille I don't bring my own pillow to hotels, but I do bring it to my parents' which might be weirder. The rest I can't judge