Mendy 🩺🦋

It’s official 🤗 I am DR. EDIKAN AKPABIO ETUKUFOT (MBBS). God did Fr🥺

The price of a caesarean section in most hospitals is between 500k and 600k Please try to plan as a pregnant couple Remember pregnancy is not an emergency

An awkward moment between an interviewer and Omotola Jalade Ekeinde as she got visibly pissed after being asked “who am I here with?” 😭😂

Lovely meeting the boss himself yesterday, TOE @tonyoelumelu Congratulations to the Tony Elumelu Foundation on unveiling 3,200 new African entrepreneurs to its programme. #TEF2026

Liema went into the Big brother house Twice and was never evicted🤏🤏 She won R250k first time and now, she’s the WINNER of millions of Rands👏👏 Her Fanbase ain’t jokes👏👏🔥🔥🔥 #BBMzansiS6 #bbmzansi

Kemi, I put it to you that you were never a virgin. You only told that poor boy you were a virgin because you didn't find him attractive enough, or you just wanted to use him because he loved and cared for you. The moment he left, you were angry because your "intentional man" was gone, so you decided to sleep with someone who had always been in the picture. When Moyo came back, you told him what happened just to see if he was as f00lish as you thought, and to see if he would still care for you like before. Now you're pained that he beat you at your own game.

I was a virgin until 24, started dating Moyo since 21, he didn't pressure me, told me to take my time, loved, cared and still spent on me... After my 24th birthday, we had a big fight and separated. I thought that was the end Out of anger I lost my virginity to a random guy and just 2 days after Moyo reached out to me. He wanted us back together. I felt horrible cos I was no longer a virgin, I told him instantly because I was scared and didn't want to lead him on. But he was sad, angry and he went quiet. That was the last time I heard from him I thought he loved me for who I am but sadly he was only after my body like every other man.

Honestly, I used to think it was only women that get pressured to marry. Until yesterday … My aunty actually called a family meeting for her son because he’s over 40 and still not married 😭 I went there as a good cousin, sat quietly in one corner… already calculating the food I will eat after the meeting. Not knowing I came for premium drama 🍿 After opening prayer, they called my cousin to come and explain himself. This man stood up with full confidence and said: “I’m not financially stable yet. I need more time before marriage.” Omor… Na so my aunty scream, fall down, and start rolling 😭 She was shouting: “You that have two cars and your own house?? My enemies have finally caught me!!!” Wahala My cousin now reminded her that he brought one lady years ago and she rejected her. That he’s not even interested in marriage again for now. Omor… the same aunty started begging: “Please bring her back, I will accept her!!!” I just sat there like… wow 😭 Everybody was rushing to carry her, fan her, pour water… Meanwhile me, my own problem was different… No food. After I burning fuel money in this fuel economy, I now came to sit down and watch film for free??? Wahala At the end, the family gave him one year ultimatum: “Bring a wife or we will find one for you.” I just kept quiet and faced my life… Because the way things are going for me ehn… By the time it’s my turn, my own family will not even stress themselves 😭 They will just carry me go market like: “Who wan marry? We get one fine boy here, very calm, no wahala” Aru 💁‍♀️

For the first time in 2 years, our compound gate man travelled. Just two days. And everywhere has scattered. Normally the man does everything. Open gate. Pump water. Fuel the generator. Wash cars. We didn’t even realize how much work he was doing until he left. Yesterday morning, water finished from the tank. Everybody came outside looking confused. Nobody even knew where the water switch is. Later we contributed money to buy fuel for the generator. Then someone asked, “Who will go and buy the fuel?” Silence. Nobody moved. Last night I came back home without my key. I knocked and banged the gate for almost 45 minutes. Nobody opened. This morning I even had to wash my own car. First time in years. Then the waste disposal people came. Nobody attended to them. They just dropped the waste and left. Omo… Only two days without our gate man and this compound has completely lost direction. It’s going to be a very long week for all of us.

I bought a carton of Caprisun, but I noticed that each time I pick a pair, one would usually feel lighter than the other. So yesterday, i decided to weigh them. Behold, I was right; one weighed 207g while the other weighed 164g. What stunt is CHIVITA pulling?

It was the year MMM crashed. I cashed out a couple of times, but I didn’t invest more than 20k. So I told my cousin about it and asked her to bring 10k so I could add my own 10k. Then we’d split the interest. But it crashed that same month. A month later, someone contacted me. He wanted to give me a slot in an empowerment program not knowing I was actually part of the planning team. So I told him I could give the slot to my cousin. I told her about it and said she’d have to give me a cut. She agreed. Days after the program, she didn’t say anything about it. So a month later, I asked her… She said, “I’ve used the money to replace my own share of the MMM money.” I just replied, “Oh okay.” 👍 Then her wedding came. Her girls were moving her money, and I was called to come help. After arranging the money, I removed my 20k. 😋 E shock her.

A woman just had a baby, baby gets sick before the 6 week immunisation shots, they go to the clinic and find out the baby has TB and HIV. She’s confused because she tested throughout her pregnancy and was negative every time… turns out it was in the window period. They test her again, she’s positive, she literally faints. They call the husband, only to find out he’s already in the system collecting ARVs every month… meaning he knew. He’d been cheating, hiding his status, and risked both his wife and newborn. She divorced him after.

Parent: my child has been coughing for two weeks now. Me: *deliberately takes the history and let's time pass* Me:are you sure your child has been coughing for two weeks? Parent:Yes. Me(after about 30mins after) : your child has not coughed once since you came. Parent:🙄

So this babe in my compound bf ordered food for her and he didn't pay for the delivery , rider got here and asked for 5k she got angry called the bf and he confirmed he didn't pay , she negotiated 3k which the rider refused , she was arguing when her phone fell and got a lil scratch , to cut the long story short , she's requesting for 250k from the rider 😭😭😂😂😂

“We bullied Simi off this app” “We bullied AYRA Starr off this app” But you cannot bully the evil government destroying the country off Aso Rock 😭😭

International doctors are celebrating Match Day. Nigerian doctors are begging for the salary they already worked for. guy Not begging for a raise. Begging for money they already earned. However guess what. They'll both still show up tomorrow morning One celebrating. One begging.

Went to a client’s home today wearing my rosary. 📿 ​ Client: "What’s that on your neck?" Me: "It’s a rosary." Client: "We don't allow such in our house." ​ Me: "Say no more, let me just put it in the car..." 🏃🏾‍♂️ ​ Fast forward: I’m currently at HOME on my sofa and she’s blowing up my phone. Since when did a cross become a security threat? ​Listen, even if I love money, this one has refused.

@Ayomide__koya @LookingForMide Same way a patient came into the consultating room that had a consultant (F)and a registrar (M) and he walked up to the guy greeted and started telling him his problem,and the male registrar was like,“I’m not the chief ooooo she’s my chief” He said“I thought she was a nurse 😥”

A friend told me her landlord came to greet them one day… with his wife. She said it was the first time they were seeing both of them together because normally, it’s always just the man that shows up. As they were about to leave, one of her neighbours ran out shouting, “Landlord sir, please I want to talk to you!” They both stopped. The neighbour faced the man and started talking. Then the wife said, “I’m the landlord. I built the house. Talk to me.” She said everywhere just went quiet. That was when it hit all of them… They had always assumed the man owned the house, not knowing it actually belonged to his wife. Honestly, that kind of public correction is somehow and the embarrassment was not even necessary 😭

Your mom is our leader💜

she left him & he found the love of his life. going to my first wedding next month ❤️