Shrinkerton

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Shrinkerton

@drSheriffCops

friend/dentist

new york Katılım Mart 2009

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Sam Alberti@sam_alberti·23 Mar

greatest tweet of all time

Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Mr Dude@JVegas2013·17 Mar

Trump being told to keep quiet by the CIA after he learns the new Ayatollah has one leg and is gay..

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Bark@barkmeta·11 Mar

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

unusual_whales@unusual_whales

The Pentagon purchased $2 million worth of Alaskan king crab in September, per new released documents seen by MSN.

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𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𖤐🎆@BiigBvngz·9 Mar

the vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

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Ben Stiller@BenStiller·6 Mar

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

The White House@WhiteHouse

JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥

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Séamus Malekafzali@Seamus_Malek·6 Mar

I don't think a more embarrassing and humiliating thing has ever been produced before by any government in human history. I somehow might be underselling it.

The White House@WhiteHouse

JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥

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casey@ethanhcwke·3 Mar

christian bale talking about punch the monkey wasn't on my list

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narancia gaming@naranciagaming·3 Mar

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pop Base@PopBase

The Department of Education has hung a large banner of Charlie Kirk on display alongside Martin Luther King Jr. and other impactful American figures. The banners "celebrate visionary leaders who have shaped the future of education for generations.”

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patrick.@imPatrickT·25 Şub

PROJECT HAIL MARY is one of the greatest space adventure films of all time. It’s gorgeous, full of heart, and Gosling is spectacular. He gave his all to this one and you’ll be in awe. If you’ve fallen out of love with going to the movies, I promise this one will win you back.

patrick.@imPatrickT

just landed in LA… the view is beautiful.

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SK Media@SpaghettiKozak·12 Şub

"He was only 87, you sick fuck!"

Middle Earth@_middleEarth

Aragorn was 87 years old when he started dating Arwen, who was 2778 years old. There is an age difference of 2691 years between them (more than 269 decades). They weren’t even born in the same millennium (Aragorn was born in the year 2931 of the Third Age, and Arwen in the year 241 of the Third Age). Hollywood normalizes this.

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Raique #Galibã@RaiqueTavares·11 Şub

The Wire, primeira temporada Detetives Bunk e Mcnulty desvendam um homicidio utilizando apenas as palavras "fuck" e "motherfucker" por 4 minutos Penso nessa cena quase todo dia