Alex Crawford

Keep your eyes peeled during the Super Bowl, you may see me run across your screen! Shoutout to my agent Daniel Hoff & @oakley / @Meta for having me.

We out here! My first commercial, a promo for the coming USFL season, aired last weekend during the Fox NFL Playoff games. Hopefully catch it again this Sunday during the NFC Championship game.

@Parker123Lydia true (no PUN intended)

@dr_crawf Nope. Way too many of us listen to true crime now

@TheDigitalDam that was so bad - still the beavs prevailed

@BrandonSprague @lil_buts @KyleBHart i have more for sale if anyone needs one!

@lil_buts @dr_crawf @KyleBHart Great T!

Not posting sicky girl face to the TL but I am repping the orange express @dr_crawf @KyleBHart

@lil_buts @KyleBHart thank u ashtyn

The bird at the @Dodgers game was a Greater White-Fronted Goose. Bright lights can disorient birds that migrate at night, which this species does. Learn more here: audubon.org/field-guide/bi…

Go Beavs

From Hollywood to Nike to pro sports, most branded wokeness from the past two years (and beyond) has been largely performative. It always is.

@go_barret_go i love it

Since someone asked, yes I cut all my collages out and draw the grids by hand

BEEN WORKING A BIT

@jscukanec EXACTLY - it's the hypocrisy that i'm not a fan of

@dr_crawf And I support you in that it’s hilarious that MLB turned a blind eye to roids and now desperately wants Judge to break the “record” so they can pretend it didn’t happen.

Barry Bonds was better than Aaron Judge will ever be.

@jscukanec ok i support u in that

@dr_crawf Those seasons happened & those HR’s were hit however they are all tainted so it is what it is. celebrate which ever one you feel good about celebrating. I’m a 61 guy.

@helloitsaudrey everything we've done is performative - very little structural change. i think we might be screwed.

everyday there’s another scientist arrested in the name of fighting climate change. they’re crying and begging and screaming and kicking and… all we’ve done in years is change the laws to charge $0.10 for plastic bags & force places to use paper straws wild

@wonder_man1984 lmao this is spot on

Utah fans will go to a game in blackface and tell some freshman in the Narbonne High School band who gets free tickets that they aren’t a real fan

Barry Bonds is the GOAT don't @ me

@jscukanec i'm not a fan of the MLB and everyone pretending that 61 is the magical record when there's six better seasons ahead of that

@dr_crawf Too bad he was a total douche and jacked up on horse steroids.

@kentbick Bonds got in the 500/500 club in 2003 (had probably been juicing for a few years then) but did most of that pre-PED era. It bothers me how overlooked he is in today's game

@dr_crawf Not so fast there. Bonds, McGwire, Brady Anderson et Al thrived in the PED era. I think the current and old timers didn't have that advantage

@Dusty_Harrah does anyone listen to new Macklemore songs?

@dr_crawf It will be the ultimate ode to Thrift Shop for his once high priced concerts to be part of the bundle with a corn dog and admission to the state fair.

Remember when Macklemore was rly popular