imagoodman
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imagoodman
@drain761985
phenotype analyser /teenager



Perfect European career (female edition): 18 - Begin studies in marketing 20 - Student exchange in Lisbon, have sex with foreign men 23 - Unpaid internship at an NGO 25 - Start Masters degree 27 - First paid position. €1,100/month 29 - Get pregnant after a one night stand with a Dutch tourist 30 - Go on a 5-year maternity leave 35 - Return to work, get promoted under the EU Gender Balance Directive 38 - Burn out. Go on 2-year fully paid mental health break 41 - Return to work, surprised that there is no promotion 42 - File discrimination lawsuit 43 - €180,000 settlement, retire 44 - Write LinkedIn post titled “What It Means To Be A Female Leader In Europe”





>Democrats win. >They import a billion Catholics. >America becomes a Catholic Empire.
































