beach bum

tell me what you did last night

A 28 year old with a job and no assets is just a 22 year old who wasted 6 years

Almond croissant and oat cappuccino time

Azealia Banks’ sample of “Seventeen” by Ladytron is so Tumblrina of her

days go by, time on without me

everything about a job is just humiliation ritual after humiliation ritual. from the applying part to the hired part to the leaving part

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every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

grew up hard, fell off harder

grwm for my divorce

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

fresh outta fucks forever

if you truly loved me as a friend, how can you be comfortable with someone who embodies one of the most painful chapters of my life?

they’re all gonna laugh at me

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

@CookoutGay got my hair did

@drbeachybum You’ve changed so much since your last one!!