Dr. Brother Michael Zebediah

A user on this platform going by the name zkMike (short for zcash-morpho michaelangelino) is going around prematurely soaking fresh off the boat Chinese ‘foids’(his words not mine) before they can learn the teachings of Joseph Smith. Despicable.

@BasedShillBH @_zkmike We don’t mention this user here in Utah anymore. Do not ask why.

@drbrotherMZ @_zkmike ?

A request has been made by a disciple that I “retvrn” to perpetual futures. I accept.

“Turn that phone on grayscale lil homie we’re cortisol minning these days g” - Joseph Smith

@BasedShillBH can you send him back to me soon pls

Fuck the cage.

@foobiusV ??

mac mini ordered gonna clawdbot maxxxxxxxxx so hard 🦞

@BasedShillBH @foobiusV ..?

@foobiusV Sent from…?

idk man, I just think its all gonna work out

@BasedShillBH homesteadmaxxing with claude

Who am I to fade Anthropic devs Higher + Early.

@foobiusV @0xKNL__ You rang?

@0xKNL__ Yes only traders who send their orders in via carrier pigeon will survive Out: mice In: birds Sent from my iPhone

There’s a man on here calling himself “Frank” but his name is really Arjun or Pranav or something like that. He stole my favorite Stock Guru’s tag line today. Is nobody going to do anything about this? Gonna go soak my wife.

“mfkers be 10 goons deep on the day and then wonder why they are down genny wealth. pivot to soaking” - an anonymous Flock member

@_zkmike No Salt Lake City?? No Provo?????????

@lurkylearning 💯🙏

Super cool how Joseph smith shared those visions with everyone. Good guy.

@foobiusV 💪🔥

metals men metals metals metals metals men Sent from my iPhone

The Great Deployer fee awakening is happening

Teaching my sons math by projecting the teachings of Yakub and The Kirkinator on our hand built projector. Have a blessed Friday🙏

@foobiusV They still let guys be dudes in Utah.

@BasedShillBH It has been very dark at night (in Utah). An omen perhaps.

New moon tmrw type of price action

@foobiusV Cedar, pine, maple, oak, I even carry a 6 month supply of Blue Chews with me. All types of wood.

@drbrotherMZ Depends, what type of wood are you luggin? Sent from my iPhone

Muting, blocking , and reporting anyone with a networth below $7,686,558.62 Leaving all you broke bitches in 2025 ✌🏻I'll be at the chrome store if you need me Sent from my iPhone

@foobiusV 🙏

@drbrotherMZ Now you vibe code the next iBeer and fulfill your god given destiny Sent from my iPhone

Ok I downloaded The Fidelity Stock Trading App, Claude Mobile, Substack, iBeer, Robin Hood, Bloomberg News, and Claude. @foobiusV what next?