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@AlexBurlison How lovely the low life's of tomorrow what a society we are turning into bring in boot camps like they have in America hard Labour but what have we got the laws to soft prisons are like holiday camps the criminals have never had it so good

Sat on a train carriage with a charming chap telling his mum very loudly how’s he just been charged with GBH & robbery. Quote: ‘they have f**k all on me’. Ah the rich tapestry of commuting life 😂. Even better his girlfriends brother has just got 18 yrs.

@TVMartinRoberts So sorry for your loss we love our dogs like humans he has crossed the rainbow bridge running free and healthy. Till you meet again he will be waiting for you

I’m sorry to have to share the unbearably sad news that Rolo has just been put to sleep. He had advanced inflamed bowel disease and had deteriorated rapidly. There was no cure and they said it was the kindest thing. I am in shock, distraught and heartbroken. I loved him so much x

@piersmorgan Come on James when are you coming back to tv a lot of people miss you you have rested long enough 👍😉

Some personal news: I am proud to let you know that I identify as an annoying attention-seeking celebrity. This has come after a lot of self-reflective work but it's my truth & lived experience. 💖

@lrpduk Ar bless her I wish her a speedy recovery lot of TLC and a bonio biscuit and a nice cuddle on the sofa xx

GOOD NEWS! RPD Inca is now home & recovering after her big operation to remove a cancerous growth. Thanks to your help, LRPD are able to cover the cost which is over £2,000 Some more tests and treatment to come but with plenty of rest Inca will be back on her feet soon! 🐶🐾💙

@lrpduk Oh he's lovely give him a cuddle from me and a bonio biscuit 😘

Reggie is starting week 4 of his training course. Great to hear he is progressing well. Keep up the good work team. 💙🐶🐾

@wiltspolicedogs Best of luck and hope your lovely fur baby is ok now give him lots of love and affection

Say hello to our latest dog team, Pc Casey Smith and PD Ross were licensed today by Pc Rich Hunt (R) from Glos Police, instructor Pc Neil Parsons (L) says it’s amazing as 5 weeks ago Ross was very poorly and we weren’t sure he’d pull through, good luck team 😀

@GlosPolDogs @K9memorialUk Bless you darling I wish I could give you a big kiss and cuddle and a bonio biscuit xxxx

@lrpduk Happy retirement handsome boy you deserve it 😘👏👏

it’s May & are delighted to flip over to see RPD Zak take pride of place on our wall. Zak,a 12 year old Belgian Malinois was one of only 4 dogs in the Met at the time who was trained as a general purpose dog & also a firearms & drug detection dog. Happy retirement Zak💙🐶🐾

@piersmorgan Will be looking out for you to see the next program your on be back soon best of luck piers best presenter on the show 👍👍👌😉👏👏

Goodbye, Good Morning Britain! (I think I’ll leave the cardboard cut-out, would be a bit creepy to take that home... 🤣)

@piersmorgan Totally agree because one police man done what he done they are not all the same they are having to work with one arm tied up behind there back the abuse they take I don't envy them

Disgusting scenes in #Bristol tonight. I’m sick and tired of seeing the police coming under constant attack in this pandemic. Our cops are some of the best in the world - give them a bloody break.

@WeezyWegs God bless sweetheart xxxxx

My best friend died today 😭😭💔💔 I can't even express the amount of pain and sorrow I'm feeling. He was only 8. Happened so quick, everyone says it was probably poison from our walk. All I know is a huge piece of me died with him tonight. Rest in peace my sweet sweet Willehm.

@GMB @susannareid100 I take that between the lines Susanna your pleased his gone

'Shows go on and so on we go.' 'He has been a voice for many of you and a voice that many of you have railed against.' @susannareid100 speaks about Piers' resignation from GMB.

@piersmorgan @GMB @BBCBreakfast Piers hope to see you on tv doing another programme you will be missed you speak your mind that's what I liked you also look the type who would go the extra mile to help anyone in trouble plus had a respect for old people I liked that good luck 👏👏👏👍

I had one goal when I joined @GMB - beat @BBCBreakfast in the ratings. On my last day, we did it. That was down to the hard work & dedication of the whole team. They don't all agree with me, some don't even like me, but we were a team..and we won. Thanks guys. I'll miss you.

@piersmorgan @GMB Piers sorry to see you go won't be the same on GMB you speak your mind your not a yes man you don't grovel so you have got to pussy foot round everyone to keep your job hope your back on tv soon there are a lot of people who support you remember that 👍👏👏👏😉

Thinking of my late, great manager John Ferriter tonight. He’d have told me to do exactly the same thing. @GMB #TrustYourGut

@janschofield01 @piersmorgan What if he had interfered with one of your grandchildren would you still think he should be done Jan

@piersmorgan He’s 76 years of age. His group are being vaccinated. Are you suggesting he should be denied the vaccine? That opens up a huge can of worms if we start discriminating !

But Gary Glitter has. 🤨

@piersmorgan The likes of Gary glitter should not have gone before nurses if I had my way I would inject him with somthing else dirty old perv and the rest of the pervs

No, I'm saying nurses should be vaccinated before sex offenders.

@piersmorgan @BorisJohnson Well said. Piers that's very true

If I were @BorisJohnson, I’d send out Professor Van-Tam every day at 5pm to calm the nation & provide cold, hard factual responses to all the scary-sounding covid developments that spark negative headlines & unsettle everyone. We don’t need ministers, we need him.

@piersmorgan Captain Tom done what he done to help and respect all those that was ill and the ones that died and the nhs as well for all the hard work he was not a well man he had prostrate cancer pneumonia then at the end covid so he new when he started his life was Ltd

Still stunned by this. The clap for Captain Tom was just a mark of respect for a great man who did so much for this country. Nobody was forced to do it.. but to proudly boast of NOT doing it, for absurd covid-downplaying reasons totally unconnected to Tom, is truly pitiful.

@piersmorgan Total gentleman a good and caring man they don't make them like him anymore he has earnt his wings God bless him 👏👏👏👏🙏

@THEJamesWhale Good luck James 👍😉