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I was so excited to order the Kisslock bag. And @Coach took it away. Why so mean? You’ve lost a customer today.

@Theholisticpsyc Exactly. It’s not giving them what you never had, but to teach them what you never learned.

Why does “giving your children what you’ve never” had focus around material possessions? If you want to give a child what you never had: learn emotional regulation. It will change the trajectory of their life.

@AMAZlNGNATURE Grandma is going to Hogworts!

A 98-year-old grandma is visited weekly by a friendly owl.

@NoLieWithBTC The hypocrite is hypocriting

New: Michelle Steel, a Republican Congresswoman from California, is sponsoring a bill to ban all abortions nationwide and ban IVF nationwide— even though she had her kid through IVF. newrepublic.com/post/179264/re…

@AmyMcGrathKY So, does this mean women must show a pregnancy test when they file for divorce? How will Missouri enforce this law??

No exceptions for domestic violence. Missouri is not the only red state where a pregnant woman cannot get a divorce. This is what conservative super majorities are just fine with.

@ELLEmagazine But what about Howard Morris and Sevelyn the cat???

'Only Murders in the Building' Season 4 Will Take Place in L.A. elle.com/culture/movies…

@tall_jw @hankgreen I went to his show recently and his first joke was about a waitress w a black eye and how she deserved it. I really wanted to like his show, but it was terrible. He ended it, by smoking pot w his friend on stage. It was unprofessional and unimpressive. He deserves the backlash

A comedian ruining his relationship with a large portion of his fanbase because he wanted to be like all of the other boring-ass Netflix Special "You Cant Tell Jokes Anymore" crowd is actually just depressing.

@ELLEmagazine Why wouldn’t he be great?- not like he had the abortion and was haunted by it.

Justin Timberlake Is Doing ‘Great’ Following Britney Spears’ Memoir Revelations ellemag.co/HUOrHiV

@apadilla1021 @PopBase iPhones didn’t come out until 2007.

@PopBase Leaked text message of Justin breaking up with Britney

Britney Spears confirms in her memoir that Justin Timberlake broke up with her through text.

@bagelluvr45 @PopBase Yes. But you had to toggle each button to get the letter you wanted. And back then, the carrier charged you per minute of phone time and per text.

@etnow The douche bag is douching. 😆

Justin Timberlake is "focusing on his own family and trying not to concern himself" with Britney Spears's memoir revelations. A source tells ET, "Justin and Jessica just want everyone to grow and evolve instead of continuing to bring up the past." 🔗: et.tv/3Q3BUn9

@BSpearsPromo Gossip Girl! Kristin Bell!!

🚨 Britney Spears will co-narrate parts of her book, while the conservatorship, family, and other hard topics will be narrated by another mysterious celebrity. TMZ, Reports. Her publishers were pushing for Reese Witherspoon, but she “couldn’t make it”, so who you think of?

@VANITYxVAULT You guys, Anna Wintour’s stone cold face! 😲

Kim Kardashian arriving at Victoria Beckham ss24

@cmclymer Or that her cat is worth 3x more than Travis’ net worth.

Boy math is being surprised that Taylor Swift’s net worth is 25x more than Travis Kelce.

@armandlu99 She already told you, “I’m not that innocent.”

@mischiefanimals Omgggg! Never walking barefoot again.

engaging in spider activities

@Jameca2011 Be careful everyone, mixing Chlorine Bleach and Ammonia is actually really dangerous- chloramine gas can be life threatening, depending on the amount used.

Me after mixing random chemıcαls to clean the bathroom with the door shut:

@JanetMi54884187 @MoneyVisCoach Have you heard of compounding interest? Oh, you didn’t know student loans have compounding interest?- neither did the students.

@MoneyVisCoach If you have been paying on your debt for 38 years you definitely don't pay more than the minimum required and probably didn't pay that for years. Be honest.

This is a lie. I am 64 and dealing with this for 38 yrs of my life. Most who have the debt have already paid their debts back 2 or 3 times. #CancelStudentDebt

@Rat_Rod1928 @lacey_maries Yes. I pay my bill thru the app- if you go to Entertainment ~ search Matt Rafe. It will pop up. I’m sure you can use the website too. They had Post Malone tix, etc. too.

@lacey_maries @dreamingwithphi I ran into the same thing 2000+ for Omaha, and finally got in for 3 tickets and BOOM no longer yours, and was left with no more seats available. Capitol one app?

ticketmaster can kiss my ass. Im ready to burn this city down. Matt Rife is all that is right in the world.

@lacey_maries Good luck! I hope you get them 💗

@lacey_maries This is what’s available for 7pm. It’s 1 ticket left until you get to the $200 range. How many tickets?