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@WelBeast Zero self awareness lol

Congratulations Bruno Fernandes on your new assist record from set piece assists.

@FrankEra_ “…but there is confidence a club-to-club agreement at a lower price will be reached soon”

Paying £45M would be Mason Mount levels of overpaying considering he only has 12 months left on his contract.

I sent my man an invite for his birthday I love being in love, and I know how to love.🥰

@indykaila If you can’t make money from Journalism you might as well take Elon money innit

Exclusive 💣 We’ve got some interesting whispers floating around that Bryan Mbeumo might be available for transfer after just one season at Manchester United. Apparently Several clubs across England and Europe are keen to sign him this summer. It’s definitely a story to keep an eye on as the summer transfer window approaches.

Prenup is not only for Men. You would know this if you were a rich woman

Get Ready With Me.... to go to the market 🤣🤣😍

So many young people do not really know Funsho Williams the one man who gave Bola Tinubu a run for the governorship slot in Lagos. A man fondly called Omoluabi Eko. Unfortunately he was murdered and the case has not been resolved till now

UGO’s wife. UGO’s wife. Divorce is finalised. It’s Ex-wife.

Tobi Bakare and wife

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Just in: Nigerian lady shares her inspiring story of how she locked in and lost so much weight

Man United no get joy at all 😂😂😂

See how non challant he was at the beginning because he wasn’t expecting much. But it then turned to excitement and then tears. If you like let these zero effort women manipulate you to settle for less. You will just die young. I rather remain single than put up with nonsense.

Are you sure about that?

Two powerful things a woman can use to get a man. 🎥 @RevSamOye

There was a woman who sold rice and stew outside my office building on Broad Street. Every day for 4 years. Big pot. Blue plastic chairs. She knew everyone's order before they reached her table. Her name was Mama Chidi. Mine was the last plate before she packed up. 1:45pm. Every day without fail she'd see me coming and start dishing before I even sat down. Extra meat. Never charged me for it. I asked her once why. She said I looked like someone who skipped breakfast. She was right every time. 2019 she stopped showing up. No warning. Just gone. I asked around. Nobody knew anything. I switched to a restaurant down the road. More expensive. Smaller portions. Spent 4 years just quietly missing a plate of rice I never properly appreciated. Last month my colleague forwarded a Twitter post into our work group. A young guy. Maybe 25. Saying his mother used to sell food on Broad Street before she had a stroke in 2019 that took her left side. That she was recovering but kept asking about her regulars. That she cried one day saying she never got to say goodbye to any of them. I DM'd him immediately. He called me 10 minutes later. She was sitting right next to him. I heard her voice through the phone. Slower than I remembered. But she laughed when he told her who it was. She said she always saved my plate last because quiet people need someone looking out for them. I visited her in Mushin on Saturday. She can't stand long anymore. But she sat up straight in that chair and watched me eat everything she'd made. Didn't let me leave without packing food for the road. Some people just decide to take care of you. Before you even know you need it.

Good evening! Let’s get the evening started with some @mattrife comedy! He explains the crowd work for all the haters! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “What you do wash him” 🤣🤣🤣

3 million naira is less than 2000€, i've seen people here get that for ridiculous stuff like gaming computers in one day! helping her out is the least thing u can do if ur from a country with a stronger currency!

Don't be so heartless that you can't say "May Allah give him health" 😭 He has been battling cancer for two years, doctors said his chances of survival are slim. But doctors are not God. No one thought he would make it this far🤷‍♂️ We only believe in the one God who has kept him safe until now, and will continue to keep him safe and healthy, God willing 🙏 #عيد_الفطر_١٤٤٧ه #RamazanBayramınız