Founding Father

😎🎉

Black people think the freezer makes food immortal

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

Avoiding sport talks shows when your team loses >>>>

@KalshiFB Replace Mike with Lavonte

The TB Buccaneers Mt. Rushmore. Agree?

@NintendoEurope @JamieKnowsNada

Fox McCloud and his crew are back in the cockpit for #StarFox, a remake of the Nintendo 64 game, coming to #NintendoSwitch2 on June 25th. Watch Star Fox Direct: ntdo.com/6010A7PG2

The market immediately after you sell.

Me: hey, can I have a little more chicken please? Chipotle worker:

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

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@NFLSTROUD May? Lol

Emeka Egbuka on how his role may increase in his second season.

@jaredpalmer @MrboomstickXL @Xbox @asha_shar Assistant to the Regional manager

Excited to share that I’m joining @Xbox as VP, Engineering & Technical Advisor to CEO @asha_shar I’ll be focused on building world-class tools, services, and experiences for developers and players across the Xbox ecosystem. Grateful for the opportunity and excited to get to work.

A random MNF game in the middle of October would go fucking crazy right now

when i turn down an invitation and i see a story of them having fun without me

Gaming peaked here

@pbattle__ Terrible

Oh, HELLO.

You really used to be able to buy a running car from a private seller for less than 1,500 USD

@TatumCeltics @WyattzWorId White is perfect

@WyattzWorId The white one just look like a off brand bills jersey that shit is terrible

These gotta be the best primary uniforms in the league

Inside fishsticks outside tarter sauce!

5:30 gym sessions might be the code breaker 🌍

Think USPS opened my package from Card Kingdom looking for Pokémon cards