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all of quantum physics can be summed up in one word: vibes

@VCBrags This is more for choosing a good therapist.

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@midnight Make ratwatch a permanent feature! Please support naked rats by buying them a stylish hoodie! 🐀 rathoodies.com

@FastCompany @grace_snelling Hey Grace! I want you to send you a pitch about saving rats this holiday season (it's humor) and talk to you about how I'm using AI to do it. ☺️rathoodies.com Would you dm me your email? thx!

Where are the rats in NYC? Everywhere. But a new feature from the app Transit will show you the most rat-infested subway stations. f-st.co/mK7rkTm

Week of Cone RETURNS for halloween. This time, witches adorned with traffic cone hats perform a ritual on a waymo

It's funny that dolphins can't not bellyflop. I am also this majestic. Prove me wrong.

Check it out! I wrote dis! 🤓😉😍

Hey God, tell your son to put some clothes on. OMG.

It brings me no pleasure to report this thespectator.com/newsletter/tay…

Always look on the bright side of life. Thank you to everyone who sent me this lovely performance by the MozArt Group. #MontyPython

@katewillett should Yale still be a thing?

@petridishes Are the Beyonce tickets in his butt?

*a black SUV drives down a dirt road towards a small house. Two agents in suits get out and knock. a grizzled, retired Balloon Boy comes to the door*

@higirlsaysbruh Bagels are not the patriarchy

Why aren’t any of these ppl working

Two years on HRT

Happy New Year! All the best! :D

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

@bessbell I feel like we might be underestimating Tanya. She's the one that pushes people off a cliff this time. 😏

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One White Lotus thing: I do not think Cameron has any money.

@elonmusk Kill baby Hitler

What should Twitter do next?

Lol: Twitter sent an HR email to every laid off employee acknowledging it's late getting people their separation agreements and release of claims. But the company messed up the BCC and it has become a reply-all catastrophe.

@JenaFriedman I think Lonnie is about to get sued so hard that he's gonna kick himself off. Shkreli bros are coming no cap market cap