Andre Malan

The Rand performs: watch me slip, slip...now watch me Nene. Oee watch me watch me...#randhasfallen #nenehasfallen #southafrica #crying #sad

@DewaldWasserfal neef, is jy vnand by die 18h00 show?

@DewaldWasserfal ek dink jou oupa Johnnie en my oupa Pieter was neefs. Dis reg so, ek gaan sommer more gesertifiseerde afskrif maak!

@DewaldWasserfal dis jou agter kleinneef hier. Gratis cd's vir familie, neh!

Die Vuvuzela is beter as die swing low kak. #once

all Man U fans after that Memphis goals @pieterm87 @_Janneman_14 #MANCLU #manU #oldtrafford #football #uefachampions

@Elzane6 pic.twitter.com/XYpalAwgWY

Wag al heelaand vir @DewaldWasserfal he has arrived! beste sanger in SA! #innibos #laeveld #amsterdam

@Elzane6 The lawsuit is the first of its kind. pic.twitter.com/6QadcMPkIi

@Vuks91 Mate, just tell your wife pic.twitter.com/UJ0SS9CtVk

@pieterm87 Fucking Greg. pic.twitter.com/wFflKGEkso

We can intercept a ball but we cant intercept an international war criminal. #SSRugby #Bashir

"Every business is successful exactly to the extent that it does something others cannot." ― Peter Thiel

@Vuks91 this baby is a whole 7 mins old & already fed up with life

#NUMSA Cloete: SA once the toast of the world for its profound peaceful democratic transition, is now incapable of feeding its own citizens

@pieterm87 North Korea U20s lost 5-1 to Hungary U20s. But their news decided to report a 98-0 win to North Korea... pic.twitter.com/mOTukb2slM

@Elzane6 somebodys girlfriend rented out a movie theater for his birthday so he can play fifa.. GIRLFRIEND GOALS pic.twitter.com/Vfii3xMiyI

FIFA 16 Career Mode: Your star striker has been ruled out for 9 months due to pregnancy. @Vuks91 @_Janneman_14