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Jean Claude Goddamn

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Jean Claude Goddamn
Jean Claude Goddamn@drewbrooks87·
I managed to pull something sneezing this morning, if you’re wondering how gracefully I’m approaching the last year of my 30s.
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Mike Beauvais
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
It's 2009 and Tiger Woods is involved in an unfortunate automotive incident. It's 2017 and Tiger Woods is involved in an unfortunate automotive incident. It's 2021 and Tiger Woods is involved in an unfortunate automotive incident. It's 2026 and Tiger Woods is involved in an un
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Steak F
Steak F@steaakfriend·
Back in my day Netflix was used for background noise when you were trying to hook up with a girl not for MLB opening day.
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Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer
Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer@GuardsJoey·
3 more sleeps until my daily mood is based on whether or not my baseball team wins the 1 game out of 162 that they play that day
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Matt Weaver
Matt Weaver@MattWeaverRA·
At the end of the press conference, with NASCAR's Amanda Ellis saying 'we'll see you next weekend at Martinsville,' Tyler Reddick stands up and says 'oh gosh, if I can win there next week, the world is going to end.'
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Jake Blackfingers
Jake Blackfingers@Blackfingers63·
As an American I love almost every single kind of bbq I’ve ever eaten and I find it uncouth to disrespect other regions styles of bbq
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nascarcasm
nascarcasm@nascarcasm·
When your uncle who once appeared in an episode of "Miami Vice" playing the character listed in the credits as "Hoodlum No. 4" and your uncle that's a barista at Barnes & Noble show up at your house for Thanksgiving
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Jean Claude Goddamn
Jean Claude Goddamn@drewbrooks87·
I watched the sun come up at the Gorgas library more times than I can remember, having gathered all of my reference material and started typing roughly 10 hours earlier. The comments from my professors usually included “effective storyteller.”
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

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Jacson A. Bevens, LX
Jacson A. Bevens, LX@JacsonBevens·
Sports on CBS: stay tuned for a new episode of Young Sheldon Sports on NBC: we still have Dateline Sports on ABC: buy Disney+. do it. do it this instant if you ever want to watch anything else ever again Sports on FOX: here’s a Bible movie starring nothing but white people
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Ben Weaver
Ben Weaver@weaver_cards·
As Braves fans who are y’all rooting for tonight? Ronald and Venezuela? Or the US of A?
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