Drew Lazor

my last 20+ years in Philadelphia

@CaitBowden truly wild. I legit really like the tie also

And he lives to see another day

@CaitBowden CAITLIN WHAT

'HE'S ARGUING WITH THE ROBOTS, YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THE ROBOTS' god ABS fucking rocks, we're going to have managers and umpires declaring Butlerian Jihad by May

Happy Southwest Philly Floater Day!

@justin_fenton @FreddieTheOsFan [your uncle in Catonsville voice] you wanna know what else is theft? Chris Davis’ contract!

ok but hypothetically why can’t i bring one home with me

Facebook Marketplace is wild

I just got brutally framemogged

This older Orioles fan calling the Yankees the “Skankees” on live TV ended me.

facts

Instagram sugeriu pra mim um post de uma página da Sérvia sobre o Jokic ser o segundo com mais triplos duplos da história da NBA e eles "traduzem" todos os nomes dos americanos e essa talvez seja a imagem mais incrível que eu já vi. LEBRON DZEJMS

Want to know why more people don’t cook? It’s because you go to the store to buy a cookbook, drive home, take the book out of the shrink wrap, open it up, and then find out you have to buy all the ingredients for the food from a whole different store. The whole thing is a racket

MOOOOOSE 🫎 The Hall of Fame right-hander racked up 1,535 strikeouts and 147 wins during 10 seasons in Baltimore. He won four Gold Gloves and earned all five of his career All-Star selections with the Orange Birds!

The iconic 2000–01 Eastern Conference Championship team. 🏆

wait I’m actually screaming out loud ok john and charli

keep thinking about John Harbaugh attempting awkward small talk with a sulking Rooney Mara at the far end of a super long Downton Abbey banquet table

Jesse Minter: Taurus sun, Aquarius moon Lamar Jackson: Capricorn sun, Sagittarius moon Synergy grade: A+ Jesse’s Taurus sun provides steady, consistent leadership with some stubbornness. His Aquarius moon adds that innovative, unconventional thinking—together double fixed-sign combo that locks in once committed, making it hard to change his ways. Lamar’s Capricorn sun aligns well with that discipline and structure, while his Sagittarius moon brings bold, adaptive playmaking. Capricorn and Taurus create a solid base; and their moons, Aquarius and Sagittarius, add creativity and flexibility. As long as the O-line, OC, QB coach, defense, and other pieces hold up, this pairing brings real positive potential.

'Sinners' cinematographer Autumn Durald Arkapaw makes history as the first Filipino woman and the first woman of color nominated for the cinematography Oscar. #Oscars #Oscars2026

Presenting THE 2025 DRAFT, a year-end list unlike any other, as selected by @MrMillerRussell, @adamriffs, @drewlazor, @Yinyangfooey, @itsstanpark, et al. adamriff.com/2025/12/30/the…