summer, occasionally.

your ballsack is a wonderland

this reminds me of a similar story where I had to tell someone the same thing !!

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

me showing charlie kirk my intact jugular artery

rip abby anderson muscles we still talk about you

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

Meal repeater, outfit repeater, book rereader, movie rewatcher…I love doing things I already know I will enjoy!!!!

picking at your skin is OK if you feel like this time it will really truly make it smooth

“does it curve left or right?” wherever you’re standing

bf seems really relaxed today… I think I’ll ask him to drive 40 minutes on the most complicated highways in the us to get food and then afterwards we can go walk around sephora at a mall with a horrendous parking situation

Me to my partner in public

@zaconprozac cheecha peez

me: can i get one cheese peecha? i mean pizza my 1500’s friend who writes down all of my fuckups in his scroll: heh.. yup, that’s going in the scroll

0 likes could never stop me from tweeting

they should let me go inside everyones house just to see

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a nazi.

When you're out with your hootin buddies and run into your hollerin crew

playing jenga with a handful of veggie sticks