drgunt81
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I made a funny Firefly reference and nobody laughed and then I died from embarrassment
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@ToadieZzz rest those eyes...
Frog and Toad Bot@FrogandToadbot
'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'
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@JayReallyPlays Is this like the new "boots and pants" way of boom boxing? Catcake n ballooooon. Catcake n balooooon... I dig it... nyuk
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Yesterday was Thursday in Wyoming, but today …. today is …. uh ….. LINE?
Oh. Right!
Today is Friday in California@fridaypacific
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How did they know exactly where to build the roads so they would be in line with welcome signs into a city? #whiskeythoughts
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@ToadieZzz when we see each other next after too much time separated... #soon
Frog and Toad Bot@FrogandToadbot
“Frog, is that really you?” said Toad. “Of course it is me,” said Frog. “And you are your own right size?” asked Toad. “I think so,” said Frog.
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@ToadieZzz I'll be back before you know it. Pet the kitties for me. Water the fridge. Wash the trees. Croak at the moon. Xo
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“Frog, Frog, where have you gone?” Toad was spinning in the dark. ”Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
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Update: I went ahead and just did it. Maybe I’ll be better for it, or maybe my face falls off. I’m just going to learn to live with it!
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My forehead got a wee, teensy bit sunburnt over the weekend. I am a pale, pale creature.
Is it a good idea to moisturize the holy hell out of my face? Or is it going to fall off in the night?
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@JayReallyPlays Frosted and lit? Oh, you meant the cat... not the cake...
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When did I change myself to JayReallySprays, and why?
I vaguely remember doing it, but that’s all I know. I think I’m losing my mind, gang 😂
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