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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

men who don’t use cross walks are officially target practice for me I can’t do this anymore

detransitioning

Never take your friends for granted 💔

He raped a woman so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed… and somehow, that qualifies him for a White House visit 🤦🏻‍♀️

You often astonish me with your wit bro

i'm afraid no other headline will ever top this one

Before I stan, who did you vote for

requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder

white people when eggs go up in price by $0.45

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

that old homophobic insult of “when he talks a purse falls out of his mouth” always struck me as so whimsical. like magical realism

i have multiple confirmed plans with my friends

I love roger from american dad in a way that is so deep and personal that it almost feels like he loves me back

Going “ooo tough man with your little Stanley knife” after you’ve had a knife pulled on you is sooooooooo

love. community. kindness. something bigger than ourselves

Only learning Simone Biles’ husband’s name so I can hex him and then I promise i’ll forget it again

Where are the 2023 holiday gift guides for a gay son or thot daughter