Drink'n Think'n

@TheRyanPoland @steveaustinBSR

Did you miss us?

What's going on over here?

The porn bots tried to steal our account. Why do the ones you love always hurt you the most?

Things I learned this week: pizza is no longer a dollar a slice; Portland is too pretentious; & white bitches love paint night #PortlandME

I'd like to think that when a dude is driving a truck and his girl is in the middle seat, he's getting a blowie. Or at least an HJ. #love

@TheRyanPoland @benlizzotte Don't embarrass me, Ryan

@benlizzotte Kidz these days

@benlizzotte Wait, what did I miss?

@benlizzotte @TheRyanPoland This isn't your way of saying you have cancer, is it?

True love is pre-warming the toilet seat for you.

@jchristie That Savage Garden song youtu.be/WQnAxOQxQIU or this KC and JoJo song youtu.be/DXvMT_mVbqw Many awkward butt grabs happened

@TheMailswing @WCSH6 you're telling me that you have a product better than duct tape and a hockey stick? #MAINEAH

@TheMailswing @WCSH6 you're telling me that you have a product better than duct tape and a hockey stick? #MAINEAH

Ok New Englanders: Time to force a turd out before we lose power for the next few days, trust me. #blizzardof2015

@heatherjowhite No. The answer is no we are not/didn't go

Hey, over critical beer fans, let me help you enjoy your beer: Take a deep breath and slowly pull your head out of your asses. Sip. Smile.

@benlizzotte @heatherjowhite Fuck 'em.