Joe

Somebody had a heart attack on the job last night but we’re still having a pizza party tomorrow. I guess it wouldn’t do anybody any good to cancel it now

an important part of being a lowlife is being in bad shape but also always shirtless

@CTachio83984 Shooting 6-23 and still having it be by far your best game of the series is pretty neat

alright its been a fun season brandon im proud of you for playing in 77 games , i would like you to not be on the team anymore and not have to see you play basketball every again

unc still got it gif rendered helpless in the face of senior dog digging hole at beach video

i’ll have you know, your little “bruh moment” cost us the account.

One of the worst planned stadiums in the entire MLB. Where do they expect me to park my Ram 2500 cummins turbo diesel?

@DeathbyCeltics Like 6% lol. And it’s not a knock on CC. She could win an MVP and still miss the mark by a country mile

What odds do you give that the Caitlyn Clark has a better career than Aja? 20%?

@oldnbatweetz For half a second I thought this was about Shaq and you were calling Horace Grant a superstar

Recently acquired superstar big with goggles + generational prospect number 1 overall pick wearing the number 32 #seenthismoviebefore

pronouncing "pho" at the phonetic midpoint between the correct-but-pretentious way (fuh) and the Way Of The Philistine White (foe), so as to avoid any and all complications. the waiter (19, born in Hamburg to the grandchildren of national socialists) shrugs. I kill myself

@BUNNlCULA Was searching for durian farming videos and came across this. That is horrible despicable

HORRIBLE despicable durian burps

@NoaDalzell So cool that Satch is still able to come around as a statesman for that generation. He’s the best

Today, the city of Boston officially renamed the North Washington Street Bridge — it’s now called the William Felton “Bill” Russell Bridge In a special ceremony, Bill Chisholm, Brad Stevens, Wyc Grousbeck, and others joined the Russell family in a ribbon-cutting

Every time I see a cop in a Ford Fusion squad car I assume it’s being done as a form of humiliation/punishment for an office faux pas. Like he didn’t throw on a fresh pot of coffee after finishing an old one so now he whips a Fusion while other dudes get Chargers and Expeditions

White guy I’ve worked with for years has always had a pretty wild blaccent. Yesterday showed up to work and there was no trace of it. I wonder what happened

Guy who is a good dad because he thinks it will make him seem more like Roman Reigns

Trump largely ditched the silly kinda whimsical stuff to focus more on evil things this time around. But I still hold out hope he’ll drop a $200 bill note. Maybe even a $300 bill. Would be cool to pull out at parties. What about a $700 bill

Israelis explaining defense: imagine you shoot a civilian

@swag9000000 Went to a Mexican place in Berlin like 10 years ago and the “Bohnen puree” was refried white beans

@BUNNlCULA Just got back from fishing/drinking trip in Idaho/Oregon. Had a lot of fun but need full day vacation decompress

mutual tuesday wass9p everyone

Going into the coffee shop my girlfriend works at and tipping 33% on my $6 order so her coworkers all know we have a good home life