Makenzie's Driving

*gets brand new red mercedes* *crashes it 3 days in*

Comes into a stoplight 60 mph and screeches to not hit innocent pedestrians

Me when I make the lane change to turn right on Flower coming home from school:

The dirt under my fingernails is more important than holding the steering wheel

#ThankfulFor my porches breaks for saving me from a lot of potential detrimental accidents

"If you get pulled over on Easter that's fucked up"

Been on the road for 5 minutes and already came close to rear ending someone #staytuned

*in regards to driving in a parking lot* what the fuck is this

"I can't see while I'm driving, anybody else?"

Safe

Relativity should have a directions class because I need a refresher

Why can't I turn left at a red light?? When am I ever supposed to go??

*in regards to finding a parking spot in LACS* Sydney-"right there" Makenzie- "ugh god why do you have to be so nasty" #oh

Woah there almost hit a homeless man!!!!

Pulls in lane where car with hazards is... I thought they were going to move!!!

Almost couldn't complete this tweet because of Mak's vigorous lane changes and my phone flying to the back seat

Goes into opposing traffic lane to avoid cone.... Still hits cone

"I brace for impact every time we are at an intersection" -Jordan Pollak

*Almost hits pedestrians* "Ugh god what the fuck!!!"

*Stops at green light*