dr lemon

Correct 💯

The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.

Fell for the oldest trick in the book (accepted apple from a serpent).

Hot take: Pizza Hut could launch a BOOK IT for adults and raise the American literacy rate by full percentage points

Having the windows 11 issue again where the audio just disappears and then only turns back on if i slide the volume up or down. Not muted at system level and inputs don’t change. Had this issue a while ago and it randomly went away and now it’s fucking back. Anyone got a fix?

@lekimgym im so scared but im being very brave about it

i judge men by their ability to take a man hating joke

me to my toddler:

(Wallace Stevens)

"It can never be satisfied, the mind, never."

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize …Urgent is a feeling, not a fact

While designing SharePoint, Microsoft said "how can we make granting and managing permissions as painful as possible? We need it to be overcomplicated, unintuitive, and a complete clusterfuck" and then they went with that.

venting after a bad day when you're kinda scared of jigsaw

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

grad school is just you being a tradwife for academia

Your honor please man

@bookbeduion i was sad! thi is mean!

before deactivating, i want to clarify that i didn’t mean to hurt anyone. i trusted my close moots. i thought we were friends, but now it turns out that they’re exposing me for my past? i’m leaving bc y’all hate me. now you must copy and paste to scare your moots.

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

top 5 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life