Steven Melford

@London_W4 Bum bag

My eldest daughter just sent me these. Love them! That's me and her in San Fransisco, with Alcatraz behind us, in 1998 when she was 18 months old. She's a bit taller now, in today's photo, whereas I look exactly the same...

@London_W4 That 1p tipped it over the edge

Paid £6.51 for a pint in a central London pub tonight. Barmaid didn't say hello. Didn't say please. Didn't say thankyou. If I was charging that much, I'd treat you like my bestest friend ever. I'm doing my best to keep pubs going, but if you charge insane prices and don't care...

@London_W4 Make sure you are on tip top form tomorrow

That's me. That's mine. Tonight in central London. #NFT #NFTartists #London

My Blue Collection. Right here, right now, in central London this evening. #nft #nftart @opensea

@London_W4 How big is this one?

Wednesday

@OutsideCricket @InnoBystander #buttcoin

@InnoBystander We accept Lira, Drachma and Pesetas #oneforthekids

I hope the 25 people attending Welsh Fire games take this seriously…#TheHundred

@London_W4 That is very impressive

Wasn't happy with my painting I did earlier of Battersea Power Station, so I've painted another. I like this one more.

@London_W4 You should consider being an estate agent

Another property video filmed and produced by me. If you're a London estate agent, why not show your client's property at its best? And with a video like this for just £60, can you afford not to? #property #realestate #London #estateagents

@tomderivan73 Didn’t someone throw the jizz of the roof?

*remember it's not jizz *remember it's not jizz *remember it's not jizz #LineOfDuty

@davidallengreen Was it a kitten?

@London_W4 Your work?

This

@LeeCraik @BAPAA_Chair @kevin_j_foster @BorisJohnson @pritipatel @BAPAA_AUPAIRS @pmdfoster @GarethFurby @LBC @SkyNews You are on Twitter! Who knew.......?

@BAPAA_Chair @kevin_j_foster @BorisJohnson @pritipatel @BAPAA_AUPAIRS @pmdfoster @GarethFurby @LBC @SkyNews This is such a blow to hard working families. As with so many other families who are just regular people I have no idea how to manage without this program.

Latest from HO On #aupairs today. No alternative routes have been provided!!Clearly 45,000 families struggling for childcare don’t matter then!!! Letter as photo 👇@kevin_j_foster @BorisJohnson @pritipatel @BAPAA_AUPAIRS @BorisJohnson @pmdfoster @GarethFurby @LBC @SkyNews

@davidallengreen Doomsday Dance Band, more like...

@RashadinLondon @London_W4 @jeffcharltons Look at all those households mixing in a bar!

@validateddaniel Between courses as well...

@London_W4 Nice!

Sheep

@tomderivan73 Or perhaps your beers could engage in some grouse shooting?

@drmelf I'll have to get a bigger garden!

I think we've past that point in the year when you can leave your beers outside....

@London_W4 Can you just pass the rule over that 6?

@drmelf 6

Not what one expects amongst the villas of Little Venice, but this garden centre is an oasis of calm and beauty. Enter along this passage and it opens out like a secret garden. I bought some string here once. I hope one day to save enough for another.

@London_W4 How many cm?

@drmelf I have. I can sell it to you for half what I paid for it. £47,000.