David

@FPFaz Lock them up. Chuck the key away.

We need to find out who these repulsive bullies parents are 😡

@WestwoodLee Wasn’t a car on offer this week though? The mrs tell you it was a week late! 😂😂

Boom 💥 2nd hole in one this year! 6 iron from 189yds

@MichaelVaughan How can you be named player of the series vs India last summer and not play in the next home series? Especially when Anderson is injured in the first game!

Sam Curran ... Where have you been all summer !???????? #Ashes

@JasonRoy20 Quality batsman, number .5

@benstokes38 🏏🏏😍😍👍👍👍🏌️‍♂️

@PepperellEddie Well played @PepperellEddie !! What a putt! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Wow. That tournament was “BETTTTER THAN MOST”

@matthewsyed When’s the new podcast coming out??

Man City deserve European ban if guilty of breaking the rules. And if the revelations are even close to true, they’ve done so on an industrial scale. I’m not keen on FFP but there’s a difference between disagreeing with rules and serially violating them thetimes.co.uk/article/city-d…

@PGATOUR Play it because if thats an alligator it’s tiny!!!!

Play it as it lies ... or take a drop? 😳

@MichaelVaughan Bring back @Athersmike at the rate the current crop of openers are doing.

I just wonder whether it’s worth England bringing back Ian Bell for the Ashes to Bat 3 ... If he starts the season with Warwickshire well it could be right way to go .. !! #JustSaying

@thisisheart get up for milking the cows for my uncle most weekends. All I hear is can I get a text why your up at this time in the morning.EVERY WEEKEND! And on the news didn’t hear anything about the England cricket team for 3 hours who were playing a one day int!!

@jaybirdjason11 @IanJamesPoulter @RyderCupEurope @thomasbjorngolf And Garcia did?? Poults was number one pick for me!!!!!

@IanJamesPoulter @RyderCupEurope @thomasbjorngolf Congrats on not earning a spot on the team. Cabrera bello deserved it more.

So proud and honored to be part of this incredible @RyderCupEurope team. I’m excited to give my passion and help @thomasbjorngolf team be successful 👍🏻👊🏻🇪🇺🏆

@MichaelVaughan Harsh

As good as England were last week the last 2 sessions today have been as bad as I have seen for a long while .... scratch my balding head how consistently Inconsistent our Test Team is .... #OnOn #ENDvIND

@IanJamesPoulter @henrikstenson @NetJets @TheMasters Well done @IanJamesPoulter , now get the masters won

Thank you @henrikstenson for waiting for me @NetJets you are the best 👍🏻👊🏻🏆... back home in Orlando ready to rest tomorrow and head to @TheMasters on Tuesday.

@TheSergioGarcia well done Sergio, never gave up. great to watch

@BeefGolf for the Ryder cup!!!

@BeefGolf you are now my number 1 favourite golfer! Brilliant watching you today beefy

@McIlroyRory @USGA absolute joke, DJs best chance of a major and they put that in his head! @usga ridiculous decision

Big thanks to all the Top Gear off-screen people for a phenomenal job on tonight's show. Have yourselves a black cock on me.

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