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@LidlGB my new favourite quick lunch, Baked Beans heated with a large spoon of hot honey, on toast.

@LloydsBank You might want to review your credit card everyday offers for Brewdog and the narrative about them.

It's been confirmed the email was sent not automated but by one of your staff. Can't even blame a computer for this one, maybe they should have read the job ticket properly especially when "deceased" is in the subject of my email with the death certificate.

@SMARTYMobileUK absolutely appalled by your recent customer service. I ask for my deceased parent's account to be removed from my group and who do you email to confirm you've done as they asked, my parent's email address. Absolutely unbelievable and your CS team are no better 🤬

@MartinSLewis Are banking perks taxable? Switching payments, Nationwide's £100 and there's an advert on TV by a financial institution offering 3% cashback for investing.

@LloydsBank Thanks but that doesn't help. It's not a matter of knowing my current & available figures, it's about checking account transactions against receipts and checking against my own transaction list. A pending total would help.

@dronernator Hi, Thank you for getting in touch. Credit card transactions will usually appear as pending in the app. You’ll also see both a current balance and an available balance. Always refer to the available balance, as this is the most up-to-date figure.^Joanne

@LloydsBank Feature request for your banking app, I use it for a credit card. Please add 2 more balances in the summary as well as the total - Pending balance and Confirmed balance. Would help quickly track new (pending) transactions.

@northernassist On 1726 Leeds M'be train. Left Carnforth, next stop Lancaster, carriage display said next stop Bare Lane. Also the 1036 M'be to Leeds this morning, arrived at Bare Lane & station signs saying it was going to Morecambe. Has it been the signallers Xmas party today?

@MartinSLewis ITV should have foregone their profits and let you have a full ad-free 30 mins so you could have covered more of such an important topic.

@GreggsOfficial recently used Octopus code for coffee & a donut. Coffee was free with the code and I paid for donut but told it doesn't count towards a sweet treat reward because they can only use one code per order. They used to put it through as 2 orders, change in policy?

@VodafoneUK Fibre broadband down yet again, time to look at the contract for the early cancellation terms.

@northernassist I know which train I'd rather be on, sorry!

@northernassist Submitted delay repay claim >1hr asked for comp. ticket which should be a comp. return. I booked for 2 of us (wife & I), I claimed for both tickets as I bought them on my account. They'll arrive with my name on both, can my wife use one of them?

@Eurostar Any reason I've got this message? Sat at home, 300 miles away from the nearest Eurostar 🤣🤣

#ES9117: Thanks for your patience. We're sending a replacement train to take you to London, which should arrive around 13:30. You’ll need to leave the train. For your own safety, please remain seated for now and wait for instructions from our onboard team.

@RoyalMailHelp Parcel due for delivery today according to app but digging into the tracker, it's sat in a depot an hour away. Waited in for it, cheers Royal Mail 🤬

@NoContextBrits They do now they're sweeter than they were 60 years ago

Settle a debate. Do sprouts belong on a roast dinner?

@MartinSLewis Why do banks have their own arbitrary limit above which they need probate? Estate under IHT but banks have different figures above which they want probate ☹️

@tribalgroup Can you DM me please? Ex-employee needing some pension details asap, thank you.

@MartinSLewis FSCS 85K gu'tee. How are the figures worked out if we have, with one institution, a joint acct and individual savings accts? Is my amount 50% of joint plus my savings? Is it 170K for all the accounts we hold jointly & individually?

@VodafoneUK Hi Ollie, sorry but won't be messaging. The emails are intended to get me to upgrade (and sign up another 2 years), but missing the basic facts they've had the opposite impact. Plenty of new providers in my area in last 2 years offering faster & cheaper deals.

@dronernator Hi there, thank you for getting in touch. Please can you drop me a DM so that I can look into this with you? Ollie twitter.com/messages/compo…

@VodafoneUK You email to say my broadband price goes up in 4 days. You give me the formula, not the amount. You give me a link to see my options. You still don't give me the amount. I'll stick out the increase until my minimum term ends then I'm gone. Awful customer service.