Droo

“I ran over a woman.” 😭😭😭 #RHORI

25th Amendment or the Grim Reaper, I don’t care. Just get him gone and left as a cautionary tale in the history of our nation.

Remember when LVP wanted to go by Pinky Vanderpump on #RHOBH and production wouldn’t let her? 😂 Now #RHOA has a Pinky and she feels like she may be a floppy.

@rnbytrade @stogolp @ChickfilA

@stogolp @ChickfilA Fake news

Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah

How it feels having hope for a moment and then realizing he’s still alive:

…while carrying wicker baskets and getting grass stains on their white and pastel outfits.

Happy Easter to all who celebrate! This marks the day the tomb was found empty, Jesus rose from the dead and passed on his earthly powers to a giant mutant bunny (allegedly the first Pokémon). That bunny would go on to hide eggs filled w/ sweets for children to hunt for… (1/2)

Nah, Nicky shouldn’t have survived all of that! #somethingverybadisgoingtohappen

*being served Pepsi

A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House — CNN

@dtwanfit Alex did. I’m assuming the Alex Q in the sender part of the emails stood for Alex Quantum (computer).

@droosion WHO WARNED THE DUDE ABOUT JANE?!?

Paradise/Paradox A thread. It really was never just about the bunker, it was about buying time for Alex to get online and do her quantum time manipulation thing to stop the climate crisis. - Jane didn’t survive bc she was never there! 1/5 #paradise #paradisehulu

@BlazeBinges Hasbro?

Forget Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa... you know who really defeated the Power Rangers.

He’s been fucking the fish too!?

Not Kyle Richards trying to steal another sister’s GD house! 😩 #911Nashville #RHOBH

@briantylercohen Did his parents grow up in the same household?

is this your first day with arms and hands

Will suck 1000 dicks as a thank you for RHORI. Truly a gift.

Liz looks like a hybrid of Dolores Catania and Chrishell Stause. #RHORI

Maybe I missed it, but has Boz even mentioned the home she lost in last year’s fires this season? #RHOBH