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Santorini 🚶🏾‍♂️🖤@heysantos_83

I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”. I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂. Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design. The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages. Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...

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Santorini 🚶🏾‍♂️🖤
I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”. I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂. Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design. The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages. Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...
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𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀@justmercy__

How did you find out your partner was cheating on you?

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Snr 🧸@vinicius_snrr·
this scene alone swallows the entire vinland saga
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Uncle Ruckus
Uncle Ruckus@Emarged·
They hate the concept of 50/50 while dating and in marriage, but they love the concept of 50/50 when it comes to divorces.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Stand By Me
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TENIOLA@Teeniiola·
The father of the bride gifted the newlywed couple a whopping ₦20 million in cash, a landed property worth tens of millions, and a brand-new Lexus SUV valued at over ₦50 million. Her brothers also joined in, spraying bundles and stacks of dollars.
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Mad Donks
Mad Donks@MadDonks·
Recovery complete. Containment failed. The Donk is back… and it didn’t come out clean. Mad Donks whitelist applications are now LIVE. Get in before the next breakdown hits. Apply now: maddonks.club
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BIG DUKE
BIG DUKE@DukeDarls·
I just feel there’s something about all these Chinese electric cars you guys are not saying. Nobi when I buy one now I go come dey suffer the same trauma wey that range rover give me o Make una talk now o
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Perrie⚠️@dropseekerr·
"A pattern you have you noticed " More like You're a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR
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